Weirdest gift you've given or gotten

i gave my sister an autographed picturea me for her 14th birthday

A guy who was always the weird kid in school asked me to be his girlfriend and I told him no cause he always talked about violence and death, after I told him no he would write me love letters and always sign them with a bloody finger print. I don't know what happened to him but I am glad I said no lol

I got a jelly turd.

I half-expect this to fascinate whoever it is that writes those posts about eating excrement.

Years ago, I bought a vibrator for my fuck buddy at the time. She ended up dying in a car accident before I was able to give it to her, so it sat in a drawer for years. I ended up giving it my friend's wife as a birthday gift(He knew I was going to). The weirdest gift I ever received was this damn kitten I currently am stuck with, as shelters by me are full. The reason it is weird is that the girl that bought it for me, knew I didn't want a pet, and she knew that I hate puppies, and kittens(They're cool if they're someone else's, I just hate the responsibility of owning one). Her reason for buying it for me, is that, in her own words "You need a friend for when you're home". I live alone, and like my solitude. She knew that, too. Not to mention, I'm rarely at home for more than a couple hours, or to sleep. When she brought it over, I flat out told her I didn't want it, and told her to take it with her. She hit me with the "But Mark(her husband) is allergic to cats".

Once Santa got me Unicorn poo and this squishy poo toy with eyes that reminds me of Mr Hanky.
I never really give gifts to people cause I don't have my own money that I can access. So I usually make drawings for my sister and that's about it

I got given a bar of chocolate, so I gave a packet of skittles in return to my friend.

The weirdest gift I gave and received at the same time is an autographed letter by myself, the letter had a bunch of random nonsense written and when i opened the envelope a bunch of random stuf fell from it, there was also a part of the letter saying "I hope you have a hard time trying to clean that mess- past you".

The weirdest gift I've ever received was, at one point, a yearly Christmas gift. My great aunt would repeatedly gift me these strange, purposely half melted caramel candies every year. I kind of miss getting them every year but unfortunately she passed away 2 years ago.

The weirdest I have ever given isn't that weird but it's technically my weirdest. I gave a friend of mine Harry Potter socks.

A knee length jumper with a penguin on it. It looked like a knitted dress/tent on me and I just told them to return it, no idea WTF they were thinking with that one.

My aunt gives me shit gifts always. I dont think she likes me.
Once she gave me a stack of used magazines for christmas wrapped in plaster.
Nowadays she always gets me a gift card with the lowest amount of cash possible on it so one can barely even get a use for it. The last one she got me was for an expensive as hell sports shop and why the hell would I want that, I dont like sports or wear anything sporty ya know and on a store like that you can't even get anything that cheap. And no shes not poor.