Weardest sexual thing you have ever been asked?

One time ex of mine wanted us to have sex, while she was wearing a black mask and a cape (that was a thin, black blanket) and I call her the shadow mistress.
She was a huge fan of superhero stuff.

Must have been part of some weird roleplay, fetishy thing she wanted to do, but when she put on her "disguise", being all seductive, I couldn't help but start to giggle and say: "So what, am I gonna fuck Batman tonight?!" and I burst into laughter.

She got angry, put away everything and we didn't have sex that night. Hahahahahahaha! The laughter I had that night was probably as satisfying as sex.

I did make it up to her later, cause I kinda felt bad I laughed like that, but this is my funniest bedroom story.

I caught my girlfriend having sex with my dog,She was giving him a blow job,I didn't say anything about it to her until the next day,When we got ready for sex she told me to lick her pussy first and then she tells me how did she taste,I knew where she was going with this but I played it off,And soon after that evening it became a regular thing for us So I guess the weirdest thing I did was satisfy my sexual partner.

I was once asked to drool and to squirt milk. None of which I planned on doing. I'm a happy adult ffs, not a damn baby or a cow. XD.

The top three most strange things I was asked were by the same person who LOVED to see me be the bitch. She wanted me to wear a chastity cage all of the time for one and she wanted to watch a guy fuck me. She also asked if I would let her friend and her friend's boyfriend watch while I let her friend's dog have a go at me.

Not me but my friend found out two messed-up guys had been texting eachother about their sexual fantasies regarding her featuring a red-hot poker and a bull. As in the animal. She cut them off quick.

someone asked me to fuck them in their dream... da fuq?

A bf once asked me to piss my panties so he could watch and then he took them and jerked off on them.

Hmmm weirdest was being asked if I would give up a pair of panties for my ex’s dad... he wanted them after I wore them all day after his son came in me

Wow, these are some ideas, but as for weird or whatever that would depend on someone's idea of nornal , weird, kinky, etc. I'm trying to think and I remember my then gf telling me that it was fine with her if I wanted to give my buddy oral with her watching and later she wanted to take a bottle of Massengill and squeeze it off into my ass. That was different.

I once had girlfriend with a wonderfully weird sexual imagination. She wanted to tie me to her bed and drip hot wax on me. Of course, I said yes. The helplessness and pain were exquisitely exhillarating. She had lots of other ideas too, like peeing on me. But, I'll save those stories for later. What wonderful adventures in unforgivable naughtiness.

I've honestly never been asked anything weard that I can recall.

One time a girl asked me to quit choking her while I was fucking her.

Being asked how often I masturbated as a kid. I could not answer truthfully.

I had a long ago relationship where fantasies were played out, my fave was I was the horny teenage boy jacking off watching the older girl next door naked after a shower. Fun!

She asked me to taste her blood years ago. Only
Did it once. Not
Menstrual, she cut herself with a razor. Freaky

One time someone asked me if I wanted kinky or perverted. I said whats the difference? Kinky is using the feather, perverted was using the whole chicken.

Maybe it's not that weird and she didn't really directly "ask" because she was a shy woman but rather she implied it by talking about her fantasies when i had asked her about them. Basically she wanted me to "rape" her... like she wanted me to come in and act like an intruder or something and be super rough with her. I couldn't really pull off the whole "intruder" thing...it's just not in my nature, but we did play around a bit with rough sex and stuff.

Can I suvk your dick. Put your toes in my mouth. Those are the weirdest 2 for me

Does kinky shit count, even if it is not directly about sex?