Total is it normal island

Welcome to the Total is it normal Island where people do dangerous obstacle courses starting with shark infested lakes to obstacles with alligators and metal spikes to contestants arguing with each other and also doing various things in the island. Each contestant will be competing for $1,000,000!. If a team loses each team member is voted off and that means they can't come back EVER!

All members will all have food made by chef who will also be assisting me with each game we choose to play.

They'll also be staying in small cabins infested with creepy crawlies ( Hahahah yes I was kidding) funny isn't it? Yeah I know.

And here comes our contestants who'll be competing this year!

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  • 'small cabins infested with creepy crawlies'

    so you want to rent my house?

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    • Up next we've got the seventh contestant, the play rough guy donteatstuffoffthesidewalk!

      Yo donteatstuffoffthesidewalk,

      It seems you've signed up for this.

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  • $1,000,000 isn’t enough for me to go near a shark or alligator, I know what those fuckers are capable of. I’ll watch from home with my tea thanks.

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    • Here we have our third contestant SkullsNRoses!

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      • As a compromise I’ll sit on a chair in a ridiculous 80s lifeguard uniform as the challenges go on and whenever someone starts drowning sadly look down and sigh, “He’s a gonner.”

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  • * pristine looking 2005 S600 stops, camera zooms in on the V12 Bi-turbo and AMG badge, window rolls down *
    * takes sunglasses off *
    You mean we're staying here, at this garbage summer camp?! Fuck this shit.
    How about, I give you the finger and you talk to my lawyer.
    This was not in the contract.

    I really don't feel like sharing rickety cabins with dorks who carry fire ants, 200kg fart machines, wannabe guitar players, weirdos that want prostitutes to spit on them, fart fetishists and other idiots.
    Rrisking life and limb, doing stupid shit for cheap TV thrills and I definitely don't want a chef who looks like a crack addict fresh out of prison cook me nasty dinner, while telling me made up stories that he fought in some war. Never impersonate real servicemen!

    And I absolutely do not wish to listen to you monologue and remind us every 5 minutes you starred in a cheap-ass movie about badminton and zombies. Who dafuq decides to make a movie about badminton??? I'd rather watch grass grow.

    Out of all the things you could make a movie about, you chose badminton and zombies... That's actually sad.
    I'm outta here Mclaine!

    * S600 revs up, furious wheelspin and starts bouncing off the rev limiter, does a 90 degree turn, violently throwing up dirt at the host and camera as it speeds off into the distance, exhausts crackling and popping *

    PS: It was a funny series, eh?

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    • Funny you signed up for this.

      Heres our first the know it all contestant megadriver!

      And you cannot go back since the cruise has already left.

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      • Fine, but I'm using my car to get any advantage over the other players in challenges where we have to run around the island like idiots. Antelopes and deer run, humans drive. And I'm arranging to have an RV brought in, so I can live like a human being.

        Man, I kinda sound like a male Heather with a bit of Duncan thrown in there, plotting to get advantages over the other players, hating the accommodations, being rude to the host...

        BTW: I've only watched the original 3 seasons, they did do more seasons later with a different cast, but I've never watched that.

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  • Can I be the Ezekial? I wanna be the Ezekial. He was funny, eh

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    • What's up dude?
      Think fast!

      * tosses you a beer *

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      • *gets hit in the head with the beer bottle but still manages to catch it*

        Woah, thanks yo!

        *confidently takes a large sip, shudders because it tastes awful, and puts on a desperately fake grin*

        That's some pretty good beer, eh!

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    • Here comes the eighth contestant, the home school boy, Wryladradofft!

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  • When do we kick things off?

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    • The first challenge is to build a hot tub, the last one to finish last will vote to send someone home.

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  • Whats going on?

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  • Lamest idea ever. And way too normal of a concept. Just like all the other wanna be dramatic reality shows.

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  • I'm surviving 2020 so far, I could survive this.

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    • Hello the eleventh contestant!

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  • I'm in if I can be Duncan

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  • I've always have been a harold. Nerd points!

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  • Never seen total drama island but I’d love to be a contestant

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    • What about Naked and afraid?

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    • And here comes the tenth contestant, known as the queen bee my_life_my_way!

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  • Can I be the Chris McLean of this show?

    Oh wait, you are XD i guess Im the Lindsay of the show.

    Can this be my theme song? : https://open.spotify.com/track/7yWSs7P48HPCKdj1exM1di?si=L-NxRGzhTuOrqkQWaQPo4g

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    • Heres our fifth contest our dumb blonde BleedingPain!

      Yeah sure you can have a theme song.

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  • I used to love Total Drama Island. XD

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    • Hello Cunsticlestick our sixth contestant the one known as the fierce.

      Good thing you'll be competing.

      What will happen next?


      Find out right here, right now on Total IIN Island!

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  • Love that show. I wish all of the seasons were on Netflix

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    • And our second contestant the joyful person a-curious-bunny,

      How'd you feel about competing?

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      • Wow Chris McLean i gotta say its a huge honor to meet you, I love that badminton movie you did, you nailed the character perfectly! I've seen it like 27 times.

        Wow im just like really excited to be here. Could I have your autograph please?

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        • Sure thing you could have my autograph.

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  • God I hated that show & all it's spin offs, they would never stop airing it on TV when I was a kid. It'd be back to back to back to back.

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