Total is it normal island

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Welcome to the Total is it normal Island where people do dangerous obstacle courses starting with shark infested lakes to obstacles with alligators and metal spikes to contestants arguing with each other and also doing various things in the island. Each contestant will be competing for $1,000,000!. If a team loses each team member is voted off and that means they can't come back EVER!

All members will all have food made by chef who will also be assisting me with each game we choose to play.

They'll also be staying in small cabins infested with creepy crawlies ( Hahahah yes I was kidding) funny isn't it? Yeah I know.

And here comes our contestants who'll be competing this year!

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

3 years ago

'small cabins infested with creepy crawlies'

so you want to rent my house?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Up next we've got the seventh contestant, the play rough guy donteatstuffoffthesidewalk!
  
  Yo donteatstuffoffthesidewalk,
  
  It seems you've signed up for this.
  
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SkullsNRoses

3 years ago

$1,000,000 isn’t enough for me to go near a shark or alligator, I know what those fuckers are capable of. I’ll watch from home with my tea thanks.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Here we have our third contestant SkullsNRoses!
  
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  - SkullsNRoses
    
    3 years ago
    
    As a compromise I’ll sit on a chair in a ridiculous 80s lifeguard uniform as the challenges go on and whenever someone starts drowning sadly look down and sigh, “He’s a gonner.”
    
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megadriver

3 years ago

* pristine looking 2005 S600 stops, camera zooms in on the V12 Bi-turbo and AMG badge, window rolls down *
* takes sunglasses off *
You mean we're staying here, at this garbage summer camp?! Fuck this shit.
How about, I give you the finger and you talk to my lawyer.
This was not in the contract.

I really don't feel like sharing rickety cabins with dorks who carry fire ants, 200kg fart machines, wannabe guitar players, weirdos that want prostitutes to spit on them, fart fetishists and other idiots.
Rrisking life and limb, doing stupid shit for cheap TV thrills and I definitely don't want a chef who looks like a crack addict fresh out of prison cook me nasty dinner, while telling me made up stories that he fought in some war. Never impersonate real servicemen!

And I absolutely do not wish to listen to you monologue and remind us every 5 minutes you starred in a cheap-ass movie about badminton and zombies. Who dafuq decides to make a movie about badminton??? I'd rather watch grass grow.

Out of all the things you could make a movie about, you chose badminton and zombies... That's actually sad.
I'm outta here Mclaine!

* S600 revs up, furious wheelspin and starts bouncing off the rev limiter, does a 90 degree turn, violently throwing up dirt at the host and camera as it speeds off into the distance, exhausts crackling and popping *

PS: It was a funny series, eh?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Funny you signed up for this.
  
  Heres our first the know it all contestant megadriver!
  
  And you cannot go back since the cruise has already left.
  
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  - megadriver
    
    3 years ago
    
    Fine, but I'm using my car to get any advantage over the other players in challenges where we have to run around the island like idiots. Antelopes and deer run, humans drive. And I'm arranging to have an RV brought in, so I can live like a human being.
    
    Man, I kinda sound like a male Heather with a bit of Duncan thrown in there, plotting to get advantages over the other players, hating the accommodations, being rude to the host...
    
    BTW: I've only watched the original 3 seasons, they did do more seasons later with a different cast, but I've never watched that.
    
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Wryladradofft

3 years ago

Can I be the Ezekial? I wanna be the Ezekial. He was funny, eh

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- megadriver
  
  3 years ago
  
  What's up dude?
  Think fast!
  
  * tosses you a beer *
  
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  - Wryladradofft
    
    3 years ago
    
    *gets hit in the head with the beer bottle but still manages to catch it*
    
    Woah, thanks yo!
    
    *confidently takes a large sip, shudders because it tastes awful, and puts on a desperately fake grin*
    
    That's some pretty good beer, eh!
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Here comes the eighth contestant, the home school boy, Wryladradofft!
  
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chuy

3 years ago

When do we kick things off?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  The first challenge is to build a hot tub, the last one to finish last will vote to send someone home.
  
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  - chuy
    
    3 years ago
    
    How do we do that do we describe it or do we post a pic????
    
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DoctorD

3 years ago

Whats going on?

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Bluishorange

3 years ago

Lamest idea ever. And way too normal of a concept. Just like all the other wanna be dramatic reality shows.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  If it is the lamest idea, then how about work as one of the interns?
  
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  - Bluishorange
    
    3 years ago
    
    No thanks. I have a job.
    
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[Old Memory]

3 years ago

I'm surviving 2020 so far, I could survive this.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Hello the eleventh contestant!
  
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chuy

3 years ago

I'm in if I can be Duncan

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  If it isn't the delinquent the twelfth contestant chuy!
  
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  - chuy
    
    3 years ago
    
    👿
    
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LloydAsher

3 years ago

I've always have been a harold. Nerd points!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Our ninth contestant, it is the dweeb LloydAsher!
  
  Yo what's up?
  
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  - LloydAsher
    
    3 years ago
    
    Adulting and keeping a steady relationship, lore studying warhammer 40k in my free time. Full adulting nerd..
    
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    - BleedingPain
      
      3 years ago
      
      40k you say, i know some nerds you would like
      
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        3 years ago
        
        I wanna know these nerds
        
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        BleedingPain
        
        3 years ago
        
        They are in this discord server i am apart of. One is in france and paints miniatures, the other lives in Bulgaria and paints miniatures during zoom calls.
        
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my_life_my_way

3 years ago

Never seen total drama island but I’d love to be a contestant

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- nopurpose
  
  3 years ago
  
  What about Naked and afraid?
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  And here comes the tenth contestant, known as the queen bee my_life_my_way!
  
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BleedingPain

3 years ago

Can I be the Chris McLean of this show?

Oh wait, you are XD i guess Im the Lindsay of the show.

Can this be my theme song? : https://open.spotify.com/track/7yWSs7P48HPCKdj1exM1di?si=L-NxRGzhTuOrqkQWaQPo4g

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Heres our fifth contest our dumb blonde BleedingPain!
  
  Yeah sure you can have a theme song.
  
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  - BleedingPain
    
    3 years ago
    
    Woooo! Germany! Germany! Germany!
    
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Cuntsiclestick

3 years ago

I used to love Total Drama Island. XD

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  Hello Cunsticlestick our sixth contestant the one known as the fierce.
  
  Good thing you'll be competing.
  
  What will happen next?
  
  Find out right here, right now on Total IIN Island!
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    3 years ago
    
    *looks at the infested waters and the small houses*
    
    Just like my childhood. I'ma like it here.
    
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a-curious-bunny

3 years ago

Love that show. I wish all of the seasons were on Netflix

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  3 years ago
  
  And our second contestant the joyful person a-curious-bunny,
  
  How'd you feel about competing?
  
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  - a-curious-bunny
    
    3 years ago
    
    Wow Chris McLean i gotta say its a huge honor to meet you, I love that badminton movie you did, you nailed the character perfectly! I've seen it like 27 times.
    
    Wow im just like really excited to be here. Could I have your autograph please?
    
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      3 years ago
      
      Sure thing you could have my autograph.
      
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ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

3 years ago

God I hated that show & all it's spin offs, they would never stop airing it on TV when I was a kid. It'd be back to back to back to back.

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  3 years ago
  
  You're heading to the dock of shame!
  
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  - ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    
    3 years ago
    
    woo.
    
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- chuy
  
  3 years ago
  
  I love it...BTW...We need an Owen...🤣
  
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  - ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    
    3 years ago
    
    You're 300+lbs, out of shape & annoying, you're a perfect candidate.
    
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    - chuy
      
      3 years ago
      
      Nope not even close. Besides OP said I could be Ducan...😜
      
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      - ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
        
        3 years ago
        
        "Nope not even close"
        
        It's not smart to lie about your appearance in the presence of someone who has pictures of you.
        https://ibb.co/2KGr4qk
        
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        chuy
        
        3 years ago
        
        Speaking for yourself?
        
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