Toss my salad please!

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The other night, while drunk on my ass, I picked up a hooker who tossed my salad. Kind of sobered me up, you know? Fact is that I loved it. So I tried to get my wife to do it. No fucking way. But since I'm into it now, would it be normal to go back to the hooker on a regular basis to have my salad tossed? I mean it's not like cheating on my wife. There is no penetration involved. It's done in secret. I don't want to leave my wife. We have three kids and are otherwise happy sexually with each other. My wife gives really good head but that is as far as she'll go. I think a guy getting a hooker to do what his wife will not do is pretty normal. Am I right?

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Based on 51 votes (15 yes)
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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Not cheating? So if you came home and your wife was licking some guys asshole you'd be cool with it? Okay.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    It is normal to enjoy getting your 'salad tossed' but it isn't normal to go around cheating on your wife.

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  • jay_jay2012
    8 years ago

    Dude its still classed as cheating in my eyes if I was you you talk and get what you want or you just dont have it at all

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  • howaminotmyself
    8 years ago

    You seem like a meat eater to me. I bet you love some sausage.

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    • Avant-Garde
      8 years ago

      You're so funny!

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  • mystery7
    8 years ago

    Tossed salad with ranch dressing?

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  • heddode
    8 years ago

    ask it to your wife if it's normal.

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  • gypsythepedosailor
    8 years ago

    I will do it! I love exploring a mans dark crevice with my tongue!

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago

      God, not this lame thing again.

      No OP, this is not normal. If you wanted to be sexually adventurous you should have found and married someone who is that. Or decided not to get married.

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      • gypsythepedosailor
        8 years ago

        You should have been molested as a child.

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        • derpyderp
          8 years ago

          Who said he wasn't?

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          • [Old Memory]
            8 years ago

            It may explain a lot.....

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  • JoeMayhem
    8 years ago

    no man your married anything sexual with anyone besides your wife is cheating. just talk to her find a way to communicate the fact that you really want it.

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  • Nokiot9
    8 years ago

    MORE likely? You're more likely to get a herpes infection anywhere where the skin is broken or a follicle is breaking through the last dermis layer, it gets in and goes to town. No matter where the site is. Face, groin, back of your heel. Doesn't matter.

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  • Nokiot9
    8 years ago

    Yeah, some people just aren't into things like that. I woukdnt ever do it to anyone I don't think, but I've had it done to me a couple of times, it does feel really really good. The first time someone did it, I couldnt fucking believe how good it felt. I almost had an orgasm from JUST that stimulation along. Most girls won't do it. But I've found that guys are a lot more adventurous when it comes to that. Maybe if you wash up really really good, wax ur asshole and get some like, cherry flavored lube or something you'd be able to convince her to do it to u so u don't have to do it with a hooker. Because that's dangerous. You could get herpes. I find it hilarious that a whore probably won't kiss u on the mouth but they'll do shit like that haha

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    • Legion
      8 years ago

      First off, you arent more likely to get herpes by salad tossing, you can get it just by normal sexual intercourse.

      Youre confused with hepatitis A, that comes from contact with infected urine, blood, or fecal matter, but even that, (as well as hep B and C) can be gotten easily if you have sex with someone who has it .

      The key thing is the person has to have it already before they can spread it. (No pun intended) .

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    Do it to your wife to show her why you like it so much. Then slowly walk her into it.

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  • Avant-Garde
    8 years ago

    I feel like I'm missing something (is it the dressing?!) with your tossed salad. Smoke it. Then, maybe, you'll realise that you're cheating all the while your salad burns up in flames.

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  • Exoticgirl
    8 years ago

    Can soneone explain me what this is about?

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    • Legion
      8 years ago

      He had a hooker lick his asshole, he liked it. Then he wanted is wife to do it, she said no. Hes asking if its normal for him to like getting his "salad tossed" .

      I say, rimjobs, wether youre the one getting it, or giving it, perfectly normal and ok (just make sure its clean first!) , but whats not good is that he cheated on his wife.

      Im not surprised by her no reaction, but it seems its on more that just this.

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  • Aries
    8 years ago

    You should have been with someone you were sexually compatible with a long time ago . I don't think cheating on someone with hookers or anyone for that matter is normal or okay . I would prefer and advise you to talk with your wife more about it and see if she won't open up sexually . If you lick her ass , maybe she will see how it feels and be more inclined to return the favour .

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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    Drunk ON your ass? :s

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    • derpyderp
      8 years ago

      You guys don't say that?
      Drunk to the point of not being able to stand.
      I would normally just say "on me arse"

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      • anti-hero
        8 years ago

        What patties said.

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      • [Old Memory]
        8 years ago

        We say it as "drunk off your ass". At least that's how I've heard it said.

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  • gypsythepedosailor
    8 years ago

    Darkoil loves to toss salad.

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  • noid
    8 years ago

    No.

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