Toilet paper substitute (no water)

I think there’s a very large list of things I’d cut back on to save money before toilet paper

I've used a bidet (Walmart)19.99, for the past 8 years. No Wasted $$$ on TP. Have saved enough to retire!! Only fools buy TP.

When money got tight during my childhood, we just used rags made from the clothing we got too tall to wear.

For real though it sucked. I suggest you look into your budget and try to cut down on something in order to afford toilet paper.

Karkov vodka. It's gotta have some kind of use

Is the (10 cents?) saved every day really worth the inconvenience considering much bigger life expenses such as food, rent, etc.?

Do you intend to wash your hands?

Paper towels?

Wet sponges, or a rag on a stick. Reusable, comfortable, and you can wash and reuse. Just... make sure the rag's attached tightly, else you may get a nasty surprise, and a trip to A&E if the stick slips.

Bidet

Leave it be, then when it dries in your ass, you can remove it with your hands without getting your hands dirty.

You don't wipe. Wiping is racist.

Rags, but if you're going to use rags when you're done clean the rag and let it dry.

Let the rags soak in the tub and never drain it

I remember during covid the internet started bitching about toilet paper shortages and I was laughing with mountains of toilet paper packages all over the place. I was the first one in my walmart that bought up all the rice, beans, and toilet paper. I spent like $250 and I had enough food my whole family could live like a third worlder for about a year.