To believe i am god

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I believe I am God and I have lived forever and always will

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  • StinkyPickle
    6 years ago

    Fuck you, OP. You're not God. I know God and I drink beer with him every week.

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  • Aries
    6 years ago

    you're either a pathetic excuse for a troll or you need your medication adjusted .

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      Maybe both.

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  • lordofopinions
    5 years ago

    A bit egotistical isn't it?

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  • RandomNumbers
    6 years ago

    You have the potencial to be like God, IF you dedicate your life to improve yourself and help others

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  • VetusRebellioIudaicum
    6 years ago

    I'm a god, God is fictional. Twink!

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  • MuuYuu
    6 years ago

    Your aren't God, but a god. We are all gods to our own minds and souls.

    But on a serious note, you ain't God. Get that out of your head.

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  • bfus
    6 years ago

    dictionary.com is your friend

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome
    6 years ago

    Impossible because god doesn't exist but you do or you couldn't have posted this.

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  • NashamaTheWeird
    6 years ago

    This sounds like psychosis. You should definitely go to a psychiatrist.

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  • pu1se
    6 years ago

    i don't believe in God. even if I did there's no way that you were it he is a presence not a person

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  • -light-
    6 years ago

    Stop trolling it's not funny to look like a fool.

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  • Lucas467
    6 years ago

    It's a common feeling to have a strong God connection and to mistake that oneness for being something that it's not. It's also common for people to have thoughts of grandeur. We are all connected. In a way, we are all God. That said, there is a Creator and it retains its own identity.

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  • hymiehymowitz
    6 years ago

    I am the God of Shekels.

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  • youwillgotohell
    6 years ago

    Go and jump in the ocean and drown.

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  • lonewolf94
    6 years ago

    I am the biotic god; kneel before my exquisite powers before I waste you.

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  • Murun
    6 years ago

    So long as you realise everyone else is also god.

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  • BartekIsGod2
    6 years ago

    I AM GOD, YOU MERE MORTAL!

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    • Knightmare
      6 years ago

      Ṭ̸̴͓̗̤͎̫̖͓̫̟̲̗̪̮̎͆̒̾͜͝͝H̸̢̳̞͖͎͎͕̭̖̙̳̫̠̙̭̥̞ͨ̓͌̾͐̓̈̆ͅE̷̢̢̩͍̞̹̝̺̥͔̱͖͓̥̗͍͎ͬ̇ͨͦ͗̈̐͆̓ͫ̕͡R̴̷̻̻͔̹̙̤̤͋ͨ́̈́̓͋̿̓ͧͧͥͫͪ̏̂̆͡E̷̪̝͍̮̩̤͖̺͎͔͚͎̪͔̜͚̤͖̽͊̆ͤ̐̆̾͝ ̷͇̼̹͖̠̪̮͍͙͙̜̫̲̩ͮ͗͂̏̊̂̈̓̓͑ͩ͢ͅC̸̥͖͉͈̰̼̣̉̾́̋ͫͦA̸͔̬̦̩̻̓̂͒ͯ̄̂́͡͝N̸͈͍̭̦̰͙͕̼ͫͯ̔̊̄͂͆͊̌͒͑ͥ͐̀̈́ͫ̃ ̜̺̙͍̙͉͔̑͋͒͛̋͋͌̌̾̌́B̈́ͣ͌̓ͥ̃͐͐͏̶̞̖͎̹͖̞̲͡E̓ͯ͒͑͑̂ͨ͛̃ͧ̓ͯͩ̉ͪ̔̀͟҉͚̻̥͎͇͔ ̲̲͉͙̭͎̻͖͛̂̿̏̃ͩ͘͘ͅO̡̧̖̱̲͔̲͍̫͙̣̲͕͈͕̪͕̲̺̳̩͊̃̉̀̄̒͊ͫ̐ͯ͗̏̾̿̚Ṅ̷̬͇̭̞̻͕͚̠͙̪͙̹̙͓̣̯̣̔̐̉͛̇̇ͬ́̕͟͟ͅL̬̲͚͙̠̬͔̩̞̬ͯͨ̿͂ͤ̎͑̿͐͒͌͂̓̍̐ͬͩ͟Y̴̞͇̲͋̒͗̀͋̾̑͌͐̐͐̀̓̃͟ ̴̶̡̛̭̱͇̘͑ͦ̽̑̅͑̌̐̈ͨ̆́̎͌͌̑͝O̬̥̞̜͙͔ͬ̍ͦ̌̿̄ͧͫ͌̿̄̀͆ͧ̅̌̃͜͞N̸̪̙̜͔̩̹͚͎̺͎̬̞̈̓̀͛ͯ̑ͤ͐̂̉̀̚͝͠E̸̘̦̗̱͕̩̩̳͍̍͂͛̎͂̀́.̶̴̛̻̟̱̪͚̼͍̿͌̉ͬ̈́̅̓͒̓͢ ̨̛̗̳̥̣̘͇̱̙̦̞̣̞̔͒ͥ͢͠

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