Threw poop on my gf's dad's roof

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I was talking to this girl I like and I had to shit really bad so I pooped on the floor of my gf's bedroom (hardwood floor) because I couldn't leave the room and didn't want to interrupt the conversation. When we finished, I scooped the shit in a plastic bag and slung it on the roof from the window because there were people outside the room. There was really no other place to hide it. Is this normal considering I didn't want to stop the conversation?

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago | pl

    Any man would love to have you date their daughter

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      He does likes me.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Must be a very important conversation if you couldn't leave for two minutes. You didn't wipe? How did you clean the stain on the floor (no stain = severely constipated)? Was there not a smell that your gf asked about? Where was your gf (clearly not looking at you)?

    Thanks for playing. Try again next time. PS if your hypothetical gf knew shes disgusting trailer trash.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I used one of my girlfriend's socks to wipe my ass and the floor (it went in the bag with the turd)

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        Using your gf's clothes to wipe poo, then throwing them away = perfect boyfriend.

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        • RoseIsabella
          5 years ago

          Ha! Yeah, perfect for girls who like to date pieces of human shit.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Well that’s a very mature and adulty thing to do.

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  • leggs91200
    5 years ago

    I would like to hear about the plastic bag you used.
    Was it like a shopping bag, trash bag, OR...

    Did you go all fancy and use a double-seal lock-zip bag made by Glad?

    If it was a double-seal zip-lock from Glad, just think - it sealed in the freshness.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Are you assuming she couldn't smell it, or tell that you were pooping? This is 1000x times worse than simply excusing yourself to go to the toilet, or if there was no toilet, go outside.

    Idk why you couldn't leave the room, or you think you couldn't leave, but having to poop is like the number one reason for leaving.

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  • ThirdTesticle
    5 years ago

    I say it's normal, definitely better than stopping the conversation

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    • Anonymous1979
      5 years ago

      No it isn't it's fkn disgusting

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
      5 years ago

      Lol

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  • ijustwannaknowifimodd
    5 years ago

    You couldn't just?? Go to the bathroom??? It's more normal and easy than throwing it on the roof.

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    • ThirdTesticle
      5 years ago

      Why? He said he didn't want to stop the conversation, so I agree, throwing it on the roof was the best option

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Like I said I was in the middle of a conversation and couldn't leave the room.

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        I don't care how much I like to talk, if someone just starting taking a dump anywhere in my room like a stray dog I would grab a chair, and beat him unconscious! He'd be laying on the floor with half a turd hanging out of his ass like a dead animal, and then I would throw him out of my old second storey window. Don't take no shit... literally!

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    This one is a hungry troll.

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      Rose, what kind of trolling is it exactly? ;)

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      • RoseIsabella
        5 years ago

        It's the kind of troll who eats a ham sandwich on the porcelain throne while birthing out the meanest of mud snakes. It's quality work.

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        • leggs91200
          5 years ago

          Beautiful quote. Poetry!

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          • RoseIsabella
            5 years ago

            Why thank you! Paws up to you, my dear! 😀

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            • leggs91200
              5 years ago

              Now that we have established that, I am hoping the Op will explain the exact type of plastic bag he used to throw the valuable dump onto the roof.

              Was it a shopping bag, sealable, trash bag, ohhh.... I cannot WAIT to find out. How am I suppose to sleep?

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    Why couldn't you leave the room?

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  • SwickDinging
    5 years ago

    Haha I love this post. You're fine dude.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Thanks. I thought maybe there was something wrong with me.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    Totally normal brah

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    • Anonymous1979
      5 years ago

      NO .... NIEN .... NON ....

      HOW DO YOU THINK IT'S NORMAL TO THROW SHIT ON THE ROOF WHEN THERE IS A BATHROOM THAT THE SHIT CAN GO IN INSTEAD.

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      • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
        5 years ago

        Because he was in the middle of a conversation

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    5 years ago

    (Snickers)

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  • Lethal_Leo1583
    5 years ago

    That's some.....really unique smelling poop that no one noticed. You should probably have your name in the Guinness World Record record. Just saying.

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  • Anonymous1979
    5 years ago

    No and i will find out who this "girlfriend" is and tell her dad and he will not want you with his daughter anymore then you will learn ........ Or not

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  • bigbudchonga
    5 years ago

    Completely normal, dude

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    • Anonymous1979
      5 years ago

      NO IT IS NOT IT IS GROSS

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      • bigbudchonga
        5 years ago

        Are you sure? He even says he didn't want to stop the conversation. It seems like he was just being polite.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    This girl is really talkative and honestly it was hard to interrupt her. Yes, it's a girl I like, so what?

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    • RoseIsabella
      5 years ago

      So she just stood, or sat there, and watched you take a dump on her floor like it was nothing? She watched you wipe your nasty ass with a sock like it was no big deal?

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