The talmudic villains of the so called conspiracy theories turn me on

I read a lot of stories/articles that get named as "conspiracy theories" by millions of people, but really, at least some of those supposedly called "conspiracy theories" make sense to me, and some of them could be true. Just saying.
And in those stories, the villains are often the Talmudic Jews.

They're very evil in those stories, but for some reason, they turn me on.

I have a kinky fantasy about being kidnapped by one of those conspiracy theory villains, especially if the kidnapper happens to be young and attractive (like 18-49 years old), and I always wonder what could they do to me. I'd imagine myself being their shiksa slave.