Straight men, would you perform a homosexual act for candy?

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I'm a straight man and i could honestly say that i wouldn't perform a homosexual act for no amount of candy. i just couldn't do it. i wouldn't be able live with myself and look at myself in the mirror. i can honestly say i'd rather die first or be poor living on the streets than to do a sexual act with another man. i am that disgusted by other men bodies.

Yes, for nothing less than a billion Skittles 4
Yes, for nothing less than a hundred million M&M's 9
Yes, for nothing less than ten million Hershey Bars 13
No amount of candy is worth diabetes 14
Hell no, i'd rather diet! 16
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  • lifeisforreal
    8 years ago

    I also can't stand other mens bodies

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  • francisboy
    8 years ago

    I'm straight but I absolutely love sucking a hard cock. Mmmm cock fun

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  • Legion
    8 years ago

    Unless that is a euphemism for money, probably not

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      No, just candy.

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  • eskimobitcheslovemywhitecock
    8 years ago

    What if the Dude was Bear Gryllis and you were lost in the wilderness and had to share body heat and drink each other's piss, one thing tends to lead to another if you know what I mean.

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  • bigol'dick
    8 years ago

    If I was a straight man, hell yeah!

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    • francisboy
      8 years ago

      I'm straight but occasionally I have a good suck on a cock. Mmmm cock

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      • lifeisforreal
        8 years ago

        That's not straight

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