Sniffing fruit

I get it. Sometimes they can smell ripe. However, the other day a few of us realized there was a "staff only" set of stairs at a grocery store. We'd had a few drinks. My man went off to get dinner and my girlfriend and I were headed for the stairs. She went to the pot and I went up.

Long to short; I watched a couple sniff fruit. They picked up, sniffed, then verbally contrasted. I personally watched from above as they compared SEVERAL different varieties and went 'hands on' with most. My girl met me. We watched together. As I turned to cry in laughter, she said "look, he's juggling it." I shit you not, he was juggling a honeydew, and him and his old lady compared others, and sniffed them. I need to add, that they bought nothing.

Aside from comments, y'all should wash your fruit.