Smear boogers on my laptop

At night I pick my nose I dunno where else to put them so I smear them on my laptop where I can see them and scrape them off the next day.

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  • This is what this site has become....shit eaters and booger picking morons!

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  • U should just eat em.

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  • That's disgusting, the heck is wrong with you?! Just go and blow your nose. This is really nasty. Smearing buggers on your laptop... Then picking up the dry chunks on the next day and using it as if nothing happened... Fucking nasty!

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  • If you said on your jeans or something then I might be like "we were all in middle school at some point" but a laptop?! Ew gross.

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  • I like to eat mine, but to each his own.

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  • I'll be honest to say that I roll mine into a ball and then flick them onto the floor lol.

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  • My boogers go back in my body through the other face hole, so a laptop seems okay in my book, because you're cleaning them off later.

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  • I sometimes wipe my boogers on my wife’s clothes when she’s not looking and there’s nowhere else to put them. I like to think of her as a reusable tissue.

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  • The fuck.

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  • The proper thing to do with nose goblins is to wipe them under the seat.

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  • Disinfect it after you scrap them off too please

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  • What are you,six? Use a tissue!

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  • Surely there must be better places to smear boogies in your mother's basement.

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