Saved by the apple watch ultra

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I was casually cruising the streets when some robber appeared out of nowhere and put a knife towards my belly and demanded all my valuables. I immediately undid my watch and right when I was about to hand it over, I was consumed in rage, wrapped it around my fist like a pair of knuckle brass and gave him a well deserved sky uppercut right under his jaw. Since the watch is a solid block of Titanium with sharp edges, it sure sent him scrambling. He knew that I was unbeatable in my Apple Watch Ultra-wielding Super Saiyan mode. Big worth

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  • normal-rebellious
    1 year ago | pl

    Yes it's normal to be saved by an iWatch. It's normal to beat up a robber with a watch, that was hilarious, makes me laugh reading your darkly and macabrely funny post.

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  • Wow3986
    1 year ago | pl

    You're mocking people that have been robbed.

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  • Wow3986
    1 year ago | pl

    This right here? This is hate speech. Seek help.

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  • Wow3986
    1 year ago | pl

    This story is fake, so this is offensive to people that have been robbed.

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  • ospry
    1 year ago | pl

    I bet OP posted this while wearing his "Tim Cook is Daddy 🍆" shirt

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      1 year ago | pl

      Tim Cook is Daddy indeed! Where can I get my hands on this epic merchandise, bro? 👍

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