Santa cums once a year in your cookies

Santa cums once a year, and Mrs Claus makes sure she puts the whole load in a batch of cookies for her guests.

Enjoy the holiday parties!

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Based on 22 votes (16 yes)
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Comments ( 22 )
  • JustAHuman

    But Santa doesn't bring us cookies. We leave cookies for him!

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    • raisinbran

      Exactly, he's the one getting the cum cookies.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i thought he came down the chimney

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      How do kids believe that? Dudes too fat he'd get stuck

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    • olderdude-xx

      Not always the chimney as some houses don't have them. But, it's historically accurate to say he comes in a sleigh, at least for parts of the world where there is snow.

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      • megadriver

        Most modern houses and apartment buildings don't have chimneys. Also doesn't the sleigh fly? He parks it on rooftops and uses his Christmas magic to do his thing. Bada-bing! Bada-boom! Here's your present mf! NEXT! XD

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

          hows a sleigh sposta work in florida anyhow?

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          • megadriver

            Rocket sleigh. He fires up the hidden Raptor engine to propel his sleigh in warmer climates XD

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          • olderdude-xx

            According to the State of Florida; Santa does not do work.

            I'm not sure how that affects his sleigh, or even if he uses one in warmer climates. But if he doesn't work then its not required for the sleigh to work either.

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            • Ummitsstillme

              Will Santa have to be tripple vaccininated and will the reindeer be wearing masks in other states?

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    • Chap

      Hahah

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  • Tommythecaty

    Nah, it was cat shit.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Yes! 😺💩

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      • Tommythecaty

        😉

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  • darefu

    I knew a guy who plays Santa Claus at a store and at parties.

    He said he has had two women this year that he has had sex with, that asked him to keep his outfit on. One was on location at the party. He said it happens every year, and he definitely comes more than once a year!

    Who would have thought, I guess some people have some weird kinks.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      sounds like a couplea ho ho hos

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  • Somenormie

    Do the female elves get gangbanged by Santa?

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  • Just fun to think about all the people that dress up as Santa, all those holiday parties and the amount of cookies being served.

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  • FullyAutomatedGaySpaceCommunism

    mmmmmmmm

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  • RoseIsabella

    This is stupid, and Santa doesn't exist.

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    • darefu

      Aw Rose after 40+ years you are trying to ruin my Christmas.

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      • RoseIsabella

        🤣

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