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Evangelists knock on my door preaching for Christ. I have had enough of their insensitive obnoxiousness. So I answer the door in a Satan costume left over from Halloween.
The evangelists are shocked. They hold up a cross and say, “Be gone Satan.” I reply, “Exactly what I had in mind.”, and slam the door.
This worked well for a few months, but now these high pressure “God” salesman are returning in droves.
What do you think?
In the UK, there aren't many religious nutters wandering around and bothering people at home to try to get them to join in their collective delusion. Unlike how it is in some places, religious beliefs are considered a private thing by the vast majority of Brits, and only a tiny minority (something like 10% or less) regularly attend a church or some other place of worship.
The only ones we get fairly regularly are Jehovah's Witnesses. When they come knocking, I just say, "No thanks," and close the door. There's lots I could say to them about their religion - particularly when I see that they're dragging some poor child along with them on their mission to annoy people who just want a quiet weekend at home - but I see no point. Trying to discuss anything with irrational people is pointless and depressing.