Religious zealots knock on my door.
Evangelists knock on my door preaching for Christ. I have had enough of their insensitive obnoxiousness. So I answer the door in a Satan costume left over from Halloween.
The evangelists are shocked. They hold up a cross and say, “Be gone Satan.” I reply, “Exactly what I had in mind.”, and slam the door.
This worked well for a few months, but now these high pressure “God” salesman are returning in droves.
What do you think?