One time i had green semen.

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About a couple of years ago, I went to the doctor because of a UTI, and while I was there I told her that I had green, clumpy semen a couple of weeks before. She asked me if I had been drinking beer, which I had. She told me it was normal.

NORMAL?!?!?!

I'm a guy, been one all my life. I've done my share of drinking in my day too. Never before or since has this happened to me, only that one time. I'm guessing that the antibiotics for the UTI took care of it, but I was wondering if anyone else ever had notably green or clumpy semen due to drinking and not an infection. I think the doctor was full of sh*t on this one.

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  • Legion
    13 years ago

    Green semen? Go get tested.

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  • Mirakurun
    12 years ago

    green....clumpy.....semen......yeah nope not normal

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  • curious916
    12 years ago

    damn they played your ass. hell no ive been drinking my whole life and its still white as hell

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  • MercedesBenz
    13 years ago

    That actually sounds like an STD.

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  • chewy
    13 years ago

    ummmm ask a doctor not any people here i have no clue it sounds like bs to me

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