On a scale of weird al yankovic to eminem, how white are you?

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The scale of whiteness doesn't vary much

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet
    6 months ago | pl

    I'm Early from Squidbillies white.

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  • megadriver
    6 months ago | pl

    I'm so white that when my dad went to the store to buy milk, he bought milk and came back home 20 minutes later.
    I'm so white I got a degree and a job, eventually got promoted and made more money.
    I'm so white I don't even listen to... *bleh* rap.
    I'm so white that I can tuck my shirt into my pants and wear a belt to keep my pants up.

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  • Pinkpickle
    6 months ago | pl

    Snow in the sun. My skin could give you snow blindness.

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    • bitch_b0i
      6 months ago | pl

      whiteness isn't in the hue, it's a manner of doing things. "white trash" is less white than Obama in some ways, if you ask me. do you eat all of your sandwiches with mayonnaise, perchance?

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      • Pinkpickle
        6 months ago | pl

        No I use garlic aioli and ghost pepper sauce if I'm feeling some spice.

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  • JustAHuman
    6 months ago | pl

    I'm white and nerdy.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    6 months ago | pl

    i hunt squirrels with my dawg

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  • normal-rebellious
    6 months ago | pl

    I chose Weird Al because I'm "white" to the point of loving L.E.J from France, French culture, Roman lifestyles, also classical music, that makes me a vanilla, although as a baby I was pretty black, listening to Bobby McFerrin's don't worry be happy, and reggae music, but I whitened myself with learning square dancing in high school and enjoying westerns and cowboys.

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