Ohio scares me

I’ve been throughout all of the United States and Ohio scares me.

The best way to divide the state is in the north are freshwater beaches that smell like rubber, flat, swampy wastelands with scenic tire burning, and black swampy soils near Toledo that boil in the summer.

In the south you have endless flea markets where most of the crowd looks like they have Down’s, cannibals, and the Bible Belt on steroids.

The people I get know all seem like they’re bipolar and they seem like feet.

The only benefit is the worlds largest concentration of burnt homes and type-2 diabetics.

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Based on 6 votes (4 yes)
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Comments ( 5 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    avoid any state that begins in a vowel

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    • ospry

      I'd gladly take Idaho, Iowa, Arizona, Utah, Indiana, or Alaska over the east or west coasts any day. Not so sure about Arkansas, Alabama, or Ohio though

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  • Tommythecaty

    Religious down syndrome cannibals with roid rage?

    Stay out of Ohio apparently.

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    If you think its bad go to west virginia or eastern kentucky.

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  • LloydAsher

    Welcome to the rust belt.

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