Nobody cares that you're cool
All my life I was successful in this one thing and nobody believes me, I was and am successful in decent quality things. Given that I'm the coolest, I'm the greatest, that is I've made so many achievements, I'm not an extremist, I'm successful in moderation and nobody believes me. What I achieved is the production of my writing, yes, and cooking a decent meal, I make extremely good fancy food and deliberately mediocre pasta sauce. Yes I'm cool, but nobody cares that I'm cool.