No one believes my story

I swear to god this is true. Even my own mother did not believe this story. Me and a friend were 10 or 11 years old and were at his house when he lived in the country. We were playing fetch with his dog and I fake threw the stick the dog took off running away from me. Then I threw the stick at the dog but high in the air and it went twirling through the air and somehow landed in the dogs butthole as it was running away. It jerked backwards and bit at the stick and it came out.

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Comments ( 10 )
  • SkullsNRoses

    You have already posted this and I still maintain that the dog must have had an abnormally large anus.

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    • God I have such bad memory. I need to get checked.

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  • kelili

    I choose to believe because it's so funny. I can picture this.

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  • olderdude-xx

    Given that that dog's tail protects and covers its anus... My response is that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

    You don't seem to have such evidence, and the story is highly improbably. In this case you forgot that the real tail interferes with your tale.

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    • I have absolutely 0 evidence, this happened in 2001. However I can debunk your claim that the dogs tail covers the anus by sending you dozens of videos of dogs running with their tails in the air exposing their anus.

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      • olderdude-xx

        I grew up with dogs... The tail is not on a hinge - and it does not just sick straight up into that air. It extends out and bends up.

        You need pictures from the side - not butt shots from behind.

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  • raisinbran

    Dogs have things stuck in their butt all the time.

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  • Tommythecaty

    You’re right, I don’t believe you.

    Funny though.

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  • MonsteraDeliciosa

    Lololol 🐕\

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    • I literally had sore abs the next day from laughing do hard.

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