No, connecticut, no

No, Connecticut, you’re not entitled to all the crystalline metamorphic rocks.

Yes, we get that you’re the almandine garnet capital of North American, but you don’t need to be selenite and fluorite capital as well.

It’s not enough you have an abundance in gemstones for such a small state, you have to claim mineral specimens as well. Oh how you lustfully hog copper specimens like peacock ore and cuprite, but hey, Arizona and Michigan beat you in native copper ore.

And like fuck, you have rare cobalt bearing specimens like Erythite. And you whore up the lithium specimens like Spodumene as well.

Are you trying to compensate Connecticut? Is it because you’re a small non-well endowed state you like show off your crystalline rock? Grow up, Connecticut!

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