My wife shit her pants and kept lying about it

47% Normal
15 Comments

she obviously shit her pants and I told her it's okay but she kept insisting that she didn't

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47% Normal
Based on 15 votes (7 yes)
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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    Maybe she had a pocket full of Milkduds and a hole in her pocket.

    Or a few Payday bars minus the wrappers.

    Or just a foul smelling, brown oatmeal-like substance.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    It's normal to lie about something like that.

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  • CapriSun
    5 years ago

    She was probably embarrassed

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  • Penissqueezer
    5 years ago

    Beat her with your belt. It always works

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Maybe she has IBD

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Hopefully you were indeed mistaken. If not, it's not normal for an adult to shit their pants, but it's normal that she would lie.

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  • RoseIsabella
    5 years ago

    She was probably embarrassed, and ashamed about it.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    That’s enough iin for today

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    • [Old Memory]
      5 years ago

      I didn't know you are married.

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      • [Old Memory]
        5 years ago

        what?

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        • [Old Memory]
          5 years ago

          C'mon TLK... How did that one go over your head. You are smart. It was a sly joke though.

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          • [Old Memory]
            5 years ago

            Explain to me cause, apparently I missed it.

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            • [Old Memory]
              5 years ago

              His wife shit herself... It was supposed to be a "ha" joke. kinda silly really.

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