My view on jesus

I don't think Jesus was dead after the crucifixion. Was he near death and unconscious, probably yes. Did it take him three days to heal or even start to feel better? Yes.
I believe he pretended to rise and give all his followers belief. And then took off and gave his newly established religion to Peter to oversee.

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  • ospry

    You can't just choose not to die after extreme trauma like that. You're not gonna get up 3 days after in perfect shape

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  • ospry

    You're aware that Latinos portray Jesus as Latino and Asians portray him as Asian, etc?

    But it's only considered pRoBlEmAtiC when white people do the same thing every other Christian race does

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Yeah infection alone would get you with all that damage. They didnt even know germs existed back then.

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  • Grunewald

    If he survived for 3 days naked in a cave with no food or water after extreme blood loss and open wounds from the whipping, intense thirst, near-asphyxiation and muscle strain to say the least, I think that would make him invincible. Plus, before taking him down from the cross, a Roman soldier pierced his lung with a spear, and separated blood and plasma came out. Even if that separation of fluids didn't signify death, I don't think you survive very long with a pierced lung unless it's taken care of.

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  • Tommythecaty

    I think it’s pretty difficult to “take off” if he has been crucified 🤣

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  • Harry_Irision93

    His skin was described as being olive brown, with his arms and legs the color of bronze. His skin was that color because he was tanned, not because he was black. Neither of those descriptors deny the fact that Jesus was a jewish man.

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  • LloydAsher

    People portray jesus as whatever race they are. Been to japan... asian jesus. Africa? African jesus. Europe and america? White jesus.

    Jesus as a person? Black.

    Jesus as a concept whatever you want.

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  • ospry

    I actually think it's really cool to see how other cultures depict Jesus. You're that, factually, he was probably olive-skinned or dark-skinned. I've just heard so many complaints against "white Jesus" that I'm kinda butthurt whenever someone brings it up lol

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  • LloydAsher

    Christianity being factually wrong? Good heavens that's impossible!

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  • Anonnet

    I don't think you could just "heal" from that in 3 days. I'm not sure that would be possible even with modern medicine. The whole point of crucifixion was to kill the person, so if it failed to kill them, it would have been a complete waste of time and money.

    You'd basically have to say the crucifixion itself was fake if you believe he didn't really die from it. A lot of people would have had to have been in on it, but it's not (technically) impossible, considering we're just reading a written account of it.

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  • normal-rebellious

    It's true that Jesus wasn't dead, he woke up from his nap hoping to see a brighter day, he was the one who established a religion through fixing on a cross, all this war and Romans tried it on for size, no one was playing any roles of being someone before Chistianity, it's debatable, I admit I was wrong about his death, it's a lie by definition, the perfection of perfectionists isn't religious but is perfect without gods. Jesus is put on a pedestal for all the ceremonies in Catholic church, being hungry for host and thirsty for wine, but it goes even deeper, all of mankind is divided from this religion and Catholics think they're the original from Jesus Christ, hasn't anyone ever heard of a Catholic sect? If it claims to not be a sect, it might be a sect. Catholicism is a sect of Christianity by definition, Catholic is very anti-mankind when it won't admit it's wrong, all those fancy acts and fancy words in church makes it a shitty religion.

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  • AsterBean

    It was obviously a look alike. All them people look the same anyway.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    what if it was a grift the whole time and jesus was twins?

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  • FLeak56

    Your right Jesus Christ A.S did not died from crucifixion

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    • LloydAsher

      It was a spear. Mercy poke

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    jesus o'flannagan

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  • LloydAsher

    A short black Arab jew. Dubious magical powers. Yet became the hallmark of a kind human that became the role model for billions.

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