My selfies suck
I'm beautiful when i take my selfies, but when the selfies are posted, they're not as beautiful, if at all. I look like a trauma victim in early stages of recovery.
I see terror in my eyes; the left one blazing out more fear than the right one because it is bigger and more sinisterly skewed. It looks as if the burdens of my soul lean more heavily to the left, as if that is the eye that sees my nightmares first.
Meanwhile, the left eye looks dead, as if it is going to fall off.
And then my forehead: What igneous sedimentary rock formation is this? Why do pimples erupt every time i open instagram? When did my skin become allergic to social media?
Why is it that every time i try to slay, i end up looking like I had just come to the realization that I unsuspectingly inhaled Trump's fart? Like a zombie? As if I am the one who was slain?