My morning solo flights. normal?

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It's just past 6:45 am here on the east coast. USA. Getting ready to start my daily morning routine of beating a good one off before I shower, have my coffee, and drive to work (don't eat breakfast). I'm single. I work in an office that is filled with super hot young women. Black ones, white ones, hot Asian Lucy Liu type babes. So to prevent me walking around with a huge boner all day I beat one off first thing every work day morning? Is this normal? I see several babes during the weekend. But I can't party during the week and make it in every day. I'd get fired. So I do these daily solo flights in the morning. I'm about to taxi down the runway right now. Have a pleasant day everyone. Hope you vote normal.

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Based on 51 votes (46 yes)
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  • 8=====D~~~~
    7 years ago

    Totally normal my good man. In fact, legally speaking, very conservative and safe to be taking care of this biological function BEFORE work instead of having something like this on your mind at work.

    Working in an office that is "filled" with "super hot young women" sounds great on paper but I bet in real life it isn't. At best maybe you can go for one of them but if that doesn't work out and you get painted as the bad guy guess who all the other women are going to line up behind. It's better to just keep to yourself as much as possible at work.

    Yes, I've seen this happen at work to other unfortunate gentlemen.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      Yeah. If you make a serious move on one about 5 others get jealous and turn on you. Even the married ones who I don't even fuck with. So it's just the thing about being around all of this prime P that gets to a guy. You know? And the way some of them dress makes you want to blow one off right in your pants sometimes. Glad you can relate dude. I'm on coffee break right now by the way.

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    Turbulence ahaead!

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  • Ass_gas
    7 years ago

    It's boner management 101. Have a nice flight.

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  • bigfatdick2
    7 years ago

    It is the sane thing to do, imagine getting caught in the toilet at work shaking a quick one out of the system?

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  • Jwjw3535
    7 years ago

    Of course bro! Even when I have a girl I still pump one out in the shower if she doesn't give me any before work.

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  • pixiecutlover
    7 years ago

    normal, good for your health to.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    7 years ago

    why the fuck not?

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