My habits be-otch

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My habits include one kind of wine (Reserve Tawny), smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee at night, and staying up at night, listening to music, and having a shower every day, using lime body wash, macadamia oil and peony luminous oils (shower gel), a blue Radox, Adidas, or a magical spell body wash instead of soap, always starting or ending with shampoo and conditioner, and I use the keratin and argan oil shampoo for frizzy hair in my hair, and I end in the shower with one of the following deodorants: Norsca forest fresh roll-on, Dove Invisible Dry spray deodorant, Dove Men+Care Sport Fresh spray deodorant, or that Brut spray deodorant in a black can. These items I use regularly and threw away the ones I don't like. I don't shave, I don't cut my hair, nor trim my beard or hair, but I put beard oil in my beard. So I got in the habit of normalcy, this I'm proud of.

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    I can’t believe someone went to the effort to write this down.

    What a fucking kook.

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    • Hansberger
      3 years ago

      Do you even know what a kook is? It's an eccentric person, I'm not eccentric, and I'm not a kook, I'm ultranormal, there I said it! My beliefs is the optional, artificial and invented against the natural, the fundamental and the mandatory, and the orthodox, traditional, ordinary and usual, as against the heterodox, the deviant, the unexpected and the novel, that means that I'm just a conventional person, it means I'm not weird in any way, I'm actually a supergenius, it doesn't make me any different to you, it just means I have an exalted brain above the brain of a genius.

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      • Tommythecaty
        3 years ago

        We’re all perfectly aware of what you are Hans.

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  • GaelicPotato
    3 years ago

    Hi Hansberger.

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  • [Old Memory]
    3 years ago

    Dove uses aluminum in their deodorant!

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    • Hansberger
      3 years ago

      Aluminum? If I read the ingredients I would know, it uses cream. I use Dove because I love Dove, but I use the same say, Dove shampoo/Dove hair conditioner as the next man. It's supposed to be "better" because "it's different", yeah right, just a brand that uses cream because they think the common soap irritates your skin, I think soap smells like weak piss, but I'm not about to jump in the shower with a beauty bar or moisturising cream or any crude factory product with a fancy name. I use ordinary crude manufactured wash in the shower, not that delicate stuff, that's how a man washes himself in the shower!

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      • [Old Memory]
        3 years ago

        Man you gotta check out doctor squatch and save your balls

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        • Hansberger
          3 years ago

          Say what! That sounds to me like that bullshit of a mental institution when I'm not crazy (insert go fuck yourself here).

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          • [Old Memory]
            3 years ago

            He's an entrepreneur who created his own body wash designed for men

            In his YouTube commercials he talks about all the chemicals that WWII era manufacturers started to use since they were cheaper. One of his jokes is save your balls

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            • Hansberger
              3 years ago

              Now I understand, you rub that stuff on your scrotum. Or should I be a linguistic purist? Really makes you think! I think it's more normal to be a man of blue-eyed English, simply not using Latin or Greek words, to talk like you. Therefore I should say ballbag instead of scrotum. It's pretty much what you're doing. But as it turns out it's like what you're doing, you who uses learned English. For example I'm using "birdlore" instead of "ornithology" & "bendsome" instead of "flexible", and "tonesmith" instead of "composer", and "wordsmith" (the most popular example) instead of "author" or "writer", except "writer" is safe for blue-eyed English because it's not of Latin or Greek origin, but from what I'm seeing you doing, you're not speaking blue-eyed English, it's similar but you seem to be some kind of linguistic purist, for lack of a better word.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    i assume you need to return some videotapes

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    • Hansberger
      3 years ago

      Probably that Seabiscuit DVD which the video store never forgave.

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