My dad unironically believes in aliens

like... he believes that a race of aliens called the "anunaki" used to live here and created humans. and that one day they will return and free thinkers will be something something yada yada.

he's not even 50 yet and he has lost his mind. every car ride is torture cuz he keeps talking about this shit. he also believed that we were gonna die in 2012 and his paranoia scared the shit out of 10 year old me. how the fuck did this man breed 5 times

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  • Wryladradofft

    Standard dad behavior

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  • Dot123

    That more common now a days cause of the show Ancient Aliens. It's totally real and the gov has/still been hiding information. They mention it quite a bit in the bible or ancient history about beings coming from the heavens in flying chariots.

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  • KholatKhult

    I’m already way too stressed about ghosts to add worrying about aliens to my list

    I was going to go to Mexico once when I was in the US just to hop down and check it out and a dude told me about a Jupakabra or something I don’t remember the name
    Ruined the entire experience. No way in hell am I battling that thing

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Chupacabras aren't real. Even if they were to exist, the story goes that they suck the blood of goats. XD

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      • KholatKhult

        Yeah well I probably taste better than a goat and the shupadabra would be able to smell that

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    • MonteMetcalfe

      You mean a Chupakabra... The goat sucker?

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  • Meatballsandwich

    The world did end in 2012 though.

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    • LloydAsher

      Did people really expect for those poor aztec astronomers to keep adding dates to the calendar until the end of time?

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Its wise to question; and it is also wise to question your answers

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  • litelander8

    It’s probably annoying to hear about every time you see him. But it doesn’t mean it couldn’t be true.

    Prove that Jesus healed a blind person.
    But for whatever reason everyone believes that junk. Aliens? Much more believable.

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    • yeah, i don't believe in any of it whatsoever. i'm an athiest. i do think aliens exist, not that they had any influence on earth

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      • litelander8

        And we’re all entitled to our beliefs or lack-thereof.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I'm relatively certain that the answer to your question in the last sentence is alcohol.

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  • Ummitsstillme

    Races of aliens? Would not a light traveler be an efficient program?

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  • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

    I think alien life exists but I don't think they've visited earth or will ever have the capacity to.

    Even microbial life on another planet is still alien life.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i worked with a guy like that always with the ufo shows and the alien talk

    and he was an annoyin weirdo who wouldnt shut up

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