My brother keeps mixing up my crayons

Kidnap one of his teddy bears until he meets your demands.

Hide them or stick them in a higher shelf. Or use his see how he likes it.

does the crayon box has its own sharpener?

i predicts a stabbin

Stick them up your ass one at a time, and return them to the box. Won’t he be surprised!

This is the cutest heading of a
post ever!

Just paint his face when he is sleeping with the crayons to look like a slut

I have never ever read such a funny post. LOL How old are you? Six?

I laughed so hard. A REAL serious question.

leak his browsing history, doesn't help the crayon situation.. just fun haha

Install an attack dog next to your crayon set.

Keep it in a drawer or a secret hiding place. At the end of the day who cares burnt seana and blood orange are close enough.

You shouldn't be cussing at your age (5?) Also learn to share cause you might run out of a color one day and your brother will have an extra one for you.

Don't worry. Things will get better when you become a teenager.

Have you considered the possibility that your brother may be color blind? In what way does he "mix up" crayons?