My anus is sore after an alien abduction
I was just abducted by aliens about an hour ago, I have vague memories of being lifted out of my bed just a little while ago. My memory is a bit fuzzy though. Although, I can remember seeing the creatures, and I remember being on an operating table like space with the beings hovering over me and performing experiments on me.
Now, I am not sure why this is, but my anus is very sore. I cannot imagine why this would be the case, unless the beings that abducted me shoved something up my ass. Though, I am perplexed as to why they'd have done that, to come all the way across the cosmos simply to shove something up my ass? Yet this seems to be the most plausible explanation here