Moaning when you eat

i have relatives who do this and its real annoyin to me

that and apparently im sposta rave about the food first bite and if i dont im immediately asked 'WELL? HOW IS IT???!!!'

I fucking hate that shit.

I moan when it comes out the other end.
Then I say "That was really good,"

I've done it, but not in public. Sometimes you're really hungry, and the food hits just right. It could be the first bite of a perfectly cooked five-star meal... it could just be some water with a lemon wedge, but it tastes like ambrosia sent to you by God himself.

Not in public, though. Maybe an "mmm, this is good" but past that, calm it down.

I hate loud eaters. Didn't you learn how to eat like a civilized human being when you were a kid???

Chew with your mouth closed.
Don't talk with your mouth full.
Don't slurp, smack or make weird noises.
Don't moan - you're eating, not having an orgasm!
Don't twirl your eating utensils.
Don't poke your food around and move it aimlessly. If you're not hungry - don't eat.
Don't burp extremely loud, unless you're a very good friend of mine and the mood is right - then let 'er rip!

And finally... if you're an annoying vegan who's gonna piss me off all evening - don't come to my house.

It's obvious you have never really been exposed to really good food.

Yes, lots of people make various sounds when they run into really tasty and pleasing food.

Me when eating Indian food

I hwd a cuz who did that but when we were like 6 yrs old. Not moaning but humming.

I did that last month while I was on vacation when I was eating a pork chop.

I hate when ppl do that. I find it really gross when ppl eat junk food and moan and all this mess. People are like drug addicts with food. Theyre obese but are still obsessed witb it. Look at any fat person cart at a grocery store. Its disgusting.

I moan when I pee tbh

Okay, you wouldn't even know what you were talking about even if it hit you in the ass. Kidneys (they taste good extra bloody), brain stew, liver- Are these not good foods? Of course they are. Absolutely delicious. But do I moan loudly when I eat? No, I don't! Because I actually have manners and know how to eat like how a normal human being should!

You're so right! I eat plastic everyday.

Sorry, but I don't think I am. Eating is not one of those pleasurable things. First of all, eating is not so pleasurable that you just HAVE to moan about it. Second of all, if someone decides that eating is that pleasurable, maybe they should learn how to control themselves! It really is not hard. Not all pleasurable things are worth moaning about. You don't need to moan every time you experience something pleasurable. You're not having an orgasm, so don't make weird noises. Just say the food is good and eat. Moaning when you eat is annoying and unnecessary, and maybe you should try accepting that? Second of all, LOL what are you even on about? When did I ever say moaning was about complaining? And I'm not complaining, just saying that moaning when you eat is, once again, not necessary.

However, I'm guessing you're one of those people that don't know how to eat like civilized human beings, which is why you seem to be taking offense. Okay.🤣

I'll say this again. Absolutely not! Next.

Absolutely not.

I only moan loud like really loud when I come mom said she heard me I’m embarrassed

My dad grunts when he eats. The intimacy of his emotional connection to his food is obvious in those moments and it's uncomfortable to witness. Every other relationship in that house is dysfunctional.

It is what it is and I feel about it how I feel about it. I don't like sitting next to him when he eats. If possible, I prefer to be in a different room. I mean no disrespect to my family; these are just the facts.

Me sometimes lol

why would someone moan while eating if they're enjoying it? "oooer, there's mayo on this burger and I HATE mayo!" How does that translate to = I'm enjoying it?