Masturbation madness!!

Why would anyone want to fuck? The Internet is brimming with the hottest porn on Planet Earth. Jerking off is more exciting anyway. You can even do it in movie theaters. Very normal, don't you agree?

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Based on 9 votes (2 yes)
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Comments ( 17 )
  • DuHast

    Vaginas feel much better than hands. Same destination, but one journey is much more fun than the other.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Maybe some people prefer to live in reality?

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    • Reality is a sweaty ape with bad breath and a dirty cock squirting diseased semen into your vagina to produce an ugly kid that will suck your finances dry.

      Not only sickness, but your emotional health will suffer. You've fucked them before Rosie, and your fantasy perception of your lover was eventually shattered. Just look at you now.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    wow what an honor to have you here on iin mr reubens

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    • heckleBucker

      Thank you, it's great to be here. Btw, I endorse movie theater porn for possum farmers. Everyone needs a good wank.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        thanks for the invitation

        ill prolly stay home and do that

        yall did a good job in 'blow' by the way

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        • heckleBucker

          Thanks. Wasn't a natural character like Pee Wee, but I kind of got into the role.

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  • roxandham

    Masturbation is great but I personally couldn't live without sex or foreplay or anything sexual that requires a minimum of one another person. Having someone please you is amazing, just like pleasing someone else. Are you perhaps a virgin that needs reassuring? Maybe you've only had awful experiences, who knows. But sex is awesome

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  • sugartits

    you only say that because you can't get anyone to have sex with you

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    • Partly true. Degenerate females with emotional problems will have sex with me. The thought of them makes me puke.

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  • Rich_Guy

    Personally, I prefer sex tourism in the high priced brothels of Asia.

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  • Beep_Beep

    Most people don't realize that when Gawd masturbated, his sperm was the Big Bang. We should all masturbate to celebrate creation.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I prefer feeling a real cock in me. Sure, porn is fun, but the real thing feels so much better.
    :)

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    • Yes, except you pay the price later on, dont you?

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Are you talking about pregnancy? We use plenty of protection since we despise kids and have no intention of having them.
        :)

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        • I am happy about that.

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  • Ass_gas

    Hey man, a no baggage solution. Shoot your jizz and be happy.

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