Making songs more inclusive

Let's make songs more inclusive. Post yours in the comments, I'll start.

My anti-racism brings all the boys to the yard
and their like your anti-racism is better than your racist bigotry. Their like it your anti-racism is better than your racist bigotry. I can teach you but I won't charge as it's against Marx.

I hope you like my song folks and please put one in the comment section if youre feeling inventive!

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  • Clunk42

    Here's a poem that I wrote a while back that I think applies:

    A language purist went to town to buy himself a car.
    The dealer took him to the lot and said, 'Well, here you are.'
    The purist chose a vehicle, when suddenly, he heard
    A man across the lot said, 'Yall'll love this little bird.'

    Now, ne'er before had he heard such a word as that one there;
    It was so unexpected that it gave the man a scare.
    But rather than ignore it and just buy his new 'mobile,
    He got so mad, he felt his blood beginning to congeal.

    He walked up, angry, to the man he knew to just have spike,
    The man took notice of this fact and asked him what he'd like.
    The first said to the second that yall'll is not a word.
    The second just stared back because that statement was absurd.

    He'd heard it from his family, yes, his mother and his dad.
    He'd used it very often, so he knew it was not bad.
    He told this to the purist, whose face was now beet red.
    The purist said, "Then damn your mom," then sudd'nly fell down dead.

    The moral of the story, for those who'd have to seek,
    Is don't go telling other people how they have to speak.

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  • megadriver

    I'm not a fighter, I'm a lover, but if you run... then run for cover!!! FIGHT FOR YOUR LOVE!!! YEAH!!! *face-melter guitar solo*

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    • Wow3986

      Why are you promoting fighting? You should know that your words have an impact. A kid might see this and commit violent crimes like assault and rape. You could be contributing to a rise in crime goddamn it! You should be ashamed.

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  • Tommythecaty

    The minute art has to be made a certain way it loses its merit.

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  • ospry

    Mah Anaconda dont-
    Mah anaconda dont-
    Mah anaconda dont. Want. None. Unless you're super hung, son!

    I don't know why I wrote that, I'm not even gay. Haha jk...unless?

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  • ospry

    I hope you liked *our* song

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  • KholatKhult

    Brilliant, love it
    I’m joining the fight against the woke mind virus, on the side of the woke mind virus

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  • Tinybird

    This is a song I wrote lately:
    Who do you think you are?
    Who do you think you are?
    When you try to say what is right for me?
    Who do you think you're hurting?
    By saying all those things?
    Who do you think you're saving,
    when you are misbehaving,
    it's only love, it's only love,
    that you despise, for me,
    it's only love, only love,
    that you disguise, as hate,
    who do you think you are,
    who do you think you are,
    do you think you're god,
    well then if you are god,
    then why won't you lift this curse from me,
    why do you say those things,
    who do you help in the end?
    You think you change the world,
    but you only harm your goal,
    because you can't see that all the things you say,
    are hurting those you try to protect,
    It's only love, it's only love,
    that you despise, that you try to take from me,
    it's only love, only love,
    that you disguise as something that isn't meant for me.
    Cause you're blinded to the light,
    blinded to what is right,
    blinded to the truth,
    blinded to everything that I can see,
    cause you can't see...
    It's only love, it's only love,
    that you despise, that you try to take from me,
    it's only love, only love,
    that you disguise as something not meant for me...
    It's only love, it's only love,
    that you say isn't right for me,
    it's only love, it's only love,
    it's only a love that you are too blind to see....
    It's only love....

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  • RoseIsabella

    I can't think of anything good. That awful Disco Mickey Mouse record album just started playing on repeat in my head.

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    • dude_Jones

      Be resilient. Replace it with Donald Duck.

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