Makeup nowadays

I know that women have been doing this for decades but omg the makeup nowadays is seriously making them all look like skinny slong or thick and tiny Oompa Loompas.

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  • Boojum

    What's a "skinny slong"?

    Urban dictionary says that "slong" is slang for a massive penis, but "skinny, massive penis" doesn't make much sense, and I can't quite see how even truly horrendous makeup can make a woman look like a penis of any dimensions.

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    • palehorse

      "I can't quite see how even truly horrendous makeup can make a woman look like a penis of any dimensions."

      Brand new sentence.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Decades? Humans have been using makeup for millennia.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    You're talking about contouring? That can exaggerate any face. It looks so unnatural to me. XD

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  • merluca

    Giant eyebrows are the worst, it looks so unnatural.

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  • leggs91200

    You think it is bad today? You should have seen the 80's when some women made themselves up so heavy they looked like Hoochie the clown

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  • dimwitted

    I don't mind makeup but I do think there's a time and place. Don't look like a Screaming Mimi every damn day.

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