Let's call a spade a spade

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Wake up, you have no life, just bullshit living, it's evident when you lie on the internet about life. What is it you want? I'll tell you, you want a bullshit magical mystical fantasy world, not reality! Every time you challenge what I say you're not in reality and every time you challenge how normal I am you're not in reality and every time you call an atheist wrong you're not in reality. You're wrong, you lie, you deceive yourself, you even lie on this website. The truth is I'm exactly like you, the truth is the sameness is tangible, the truth is reality's not symbolic, it's literally what it is, it's the thing in itself, and the truth is I'm a genius,and the truth is a thing is true because I said so, let's not be messing around. It's your idea of normal and you know it. You can't handle the truth!

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  • S0UNDS_WEIRD
    3 years ago

    Hans, by being a genius, you definitively lie outside the normal range of intelligence. How can you simultaneously claim to be a genius while being the epitome of normal in every conceivable way? There's supposed to be no one more normal than you in any way possible, yet you claim to possess abnormal intelligence.

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      Seemingly an oxymoron, my intelligence isn't abnormal for a regular genius, I'm no different to any other genius (and coming up with something original too), it's all good.

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      • S0UNDS_WEIRD
        3 years ago

        But being a genius in and of itself isn't the norm. That's like saying things like, "I'm the most average, normal, as-expected person ever. Accept that I am the poster-child of normality! Good luck finding anything even slightly unusual about me! I also have drawfism."

        Then when called out, saying, "But I'm a very average height for a little person."

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        • normal-rebellious
          3 years ago

          Am I that little person? Only average for the rare? I hope not!

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          • S0UNDS_WEIRD
            3 years ago

            I'm afraid so. If you're really a genius, but normal for a genius (who aren't normal in terms of intellect), then the analogy fits like a glove.

            More unsettling news yet, geniuses are more likely to be eccentric and unusual in many ways.

            And that's perfectly fine.

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            • normal-rebellious
              3 years ago

              Nobody knows weirdness like a weird guy, as nobody knows normal like a normal guy, and nobody knows a mixture with normal like a mixed breed.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    3 years ago

    any other jack nicholson lines to drop on me?

    you gonna chop down my door and heeeres johnny me?

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      No way, I wasn't being "brutally honest", I was just being honest, nothing evil going on here. Haven't you heard the saying "the truth is sweet"?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        3 years ago

        ive heard the one about how anyone who hasta yell from a mountaintop that theyre king is no king

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        • normal-rebellious
          3 years ago

          I never did that that I was king and wasn't king, I was being kinglike and am definitely the king.

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  • normal-rebellious
    3 years ago

    I have to tell the world WEIRD guy is the same as weird guy from the south and from the south weird guy, he just chooses to disguise his style.

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    • charli.m
      3 years ago

      That's...not a revelation. Like...not even slightly.

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      • normal-rebellious
        3 years ago

        Thank you, I worked hard at that.

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    • S0UNDS_WEIRD
      3 years ago

      No fucking way... my mind is blown.

      He also literally fucked a 12-year-old and posts malicious links.

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      • normal-rebellious
        3 years ago

        Those paedophile posts are just a joke to do any crap I like on this website, I never fucked any underage person.

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        • S0UNDS_WEIRD
          3 years ago

          I was talking about WeirdGuyFromTheSouth, not you. Now I'm curious what you're referring to.

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          • normal-rebellious
            3 years ago

            Myself. And Mr South needs a reprimand from a moral paedophile telling him sex with children is wrong, he won't know but a 12 year old is still a child.

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            • S0UNDS_WEIRD
              3 years ago

              Did you read my recent comment about the moral ones earlier, those afflicted with the attraction but who find the thought of acting on it disgusting? If not, that's a weird coincidence you brought them up too.

              But I agree; if everyone else telling him it's wrong wasn't enough to convince him, maybe that would at least help.

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  • dGraves6
    3 years ago

    You remind me of that one teacher in high school or college that everyone remembers because they make them think and challenge them with their ideals, ethics, and philosophy. The difference here tho is that your post is kind of a self serving cluster fuck. Kudos for trying to make yourself sound more intelligent than you are. (Or in this case....not)

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      Bullshit, I'm the real thing, I'm very intelligent, it's not a cluster fuck and you're just trying to drag me down and you accuse me of having a difference? No such thing, I'm a copycat, I'm exactly the same.

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      • dGraves6
        3 years ago

        I'm not trying to drag you down and I didn't accuse you of anything but the fact that you have to tell yourself that you're very intelligent is kind of sad

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        • normal-rebellious
          3 years ago

          There's total chaos, my few posts weren't about genius, but the normal, mundane and average, since there's chaos I could get almost stabbed in the heart of I keep it up.

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  • Inkmaster
    3 years ago

    I think reading this made me lose IQ points.

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      It's not an IQ, I'm just a regular guy struggling in everyday life.

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      • Inkmaster
        3 years ago

        I struggled to read your post. Do some proofreading. You use so many commas that aren't necessary and have so many run on sentences.

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        • YE
          2 years ago

          Yeah you need to punctuate some posts in your brain.

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          • normal-rebellious
            2 years ago

            So you can't see I adjusted for the last time, which can be intuited?! Thanks for the slap in the face, I was doing things the wrong way. For the logic is a P|Q, + x 2^n, therefore one of these in the equation is false, so it must be true, which means I need positive alignment of my actions.

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        • normal-rebellious
          3 years ago

          Everyone should like exactly every atom of my writing like they do with everyone else, accept the fact that the crap isn't there, it doesn't exist, and I am not afraid to scare you, so go and do isms, be an Epicureanism, it's people like me doing the struggling because everybody else is an asshole, because I'm logical it means I'm good so I'm not an asshole, you're an asshole, you got to learn to make me you like everybody else, you fuck hamsters and your mother is a big fat bundle of good advice and you need to stop refusing to listen to your mother.

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          • Inkmaster
            3 years ago

            I'm going to choose not to respond to that.

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            • normal-rebellious
              3 years ago

              Wow, OK! Now let's see how you will 3 minutes later get off the internet and carry on with your hectic lifestyle if you have one.

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  • dude_Jones
    3 years ago

    Shape-shifters, Hans. Do they understand you, and are they trustworthy?

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      Maybe it's just that I'm not letting people change me, I fixed it. Being radically normal makes a man a normalist extremist and extremists almost get stabbed in the heart.

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  • Tommythecaty
    3 years ago

    “the truth is reality's not symbolic, it's literally what it is, it's the thing in itself”

    Very wrong, so very wrong.

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      It's not wrong, it's accurate, you're wrong. The way I am, what I'm being, you have to admit I'm doing it literally.

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      • Tommythecaty
        3 years ago

        Blimey, what a twonk 🙄

        Symbolism exists in everything, including the “literally done” things as you put it. It can be found by any observer in anything. I don’t think you understand the concepts you try to speak on in the slightest. It’s not actually a matter of opinion, there aren’t two sides to this lol.

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        • normal-rebellious
          2 years ago

          Come on, I do away with symbolism, I think you're literally a person, music is music literally, and a phone's literally a phone, it's not symbolic.

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          • Tommythecaty
            2 years ago

            Neither are mutually exclusive, at all. Why would you even see it as though they were...

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      • S0UNDS_WEIRD
        3 years ago

        I actually think the quote is probably the most true thing you ever said.

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  • BleedingPain
    3 years ago

    Why cant I make the happy brain chemicals anymore? I do the hobbies that make me smile, i go to a job that pays me $14/hr, i am being a productive member of society yet something feels like it’s missing. Like my purpose is missing. I do the things that are supposed to make me happy, but Im still not happy. Is this depression?

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      What are you getting at?

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      • BleedingPain
        3 years ago

        Is this prime adulthood, or is it depression.

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        • normal-rebellious
          3 years ago

          It's prime adulthood, whatever that means.

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          • BleedingPain
            3 years ago

            So It’s normal to not enjoy life the older I get?

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            • normal-rebellious
              3 years ago

              Yes, but it's normal to enjoy life the younger you get as an exact replica of your past.

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  • TheBlindInquisitor
    3 years ago

    My adult life is just average in the past when I was kid I was a fuck up but most kids are.

    Do not see a point in making my life seem more then what it is I will admit that I wouldnt mind having a better life.

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      It never happened, you were never a kid, it's all in your mind.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    3 years ago

    Is this post about the guys and gals on here with multiple accounts who pretend to be other people? If so, then great! XD

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      No it's not about that, it's about the truth even though these fake people is another truth.

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  • normal-rebellious
    3 years ago

    I know it's not right to act as an authority of what's normal and what's not, it's intrusive, I'm not intruding on your lives, com si com sa, and who decided I'm happy or not happy or I'm angry? I'm in charge of whether to believe me, do you know why I act like I'm in charge? The no-bullshit reason is that I always demand for what I want.

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    • YE
      2 years ago

      No one is trying to kill your vibe, Sigrid.

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      • normal-rebellious
        2 years ago

        Cool, should anyone ignore the terrifying things in life? Give me a break! The evil is what's blocking the sunshine.

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  • Somenormie
    3 years ago

    I immediately thought of spade as in the spade card when I saw this post.

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      Sweet!

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    • SkullsNRoses
      3 years ago

      So did I. I also assumed it would be yet another anti-trans rant so I’m pleasantly surprised.

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      • normal-rebellious
        3 years ago

        Nice! You can have your cake and eat it too.

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  • Mini69
    3 years ago

    Who put you in charge of what’s normal and what’s not? You know nothing about anyone on this website except what they choose to tell you. Some people may tell you things that are not true, but that doesn’t mean everyone does it, but maybe they do. But you have no way to know for sure who tells the truth and who doesn’t.

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    • normal-rebellious
      3 years ago

      I know for sure that certain things are true. I never thought I was in charge of what's normal and what's not, com si com sa, we all have our own definition of normal, it was society that was in charge of what I decided was normal, not me, I'm just telling everyone what society thought was normal for me. And as for knowing what's true, I'm not a fool, I can detect any truth, I went in the bins digging out the truth and I forced it out of the real.

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      • Mini69
        3 years ago

        How is it that you think you know what is true. You can only guess at what is true because what people tell you might not be true. I will give you an example, I will write 6 facts about myself but one of them is not true. If you can identify the lie then I will believe that you can tell what is true and what is not. If you can’t identify the lie then it proves you are talking out of your arse.
        1) I am a woman.
        2) I am in my 50’s.
        3) I worked as a pole dancer in a strip club for several years.
        4) My older sister died when I was 13.
        5) I always wanted to be a carpenter.
        6) I made a lot of money by investing in property.
        Now tell me which statement is not true.

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        • normal-rebellious
          3 years ago

          It's not true that you were ever 13 and it's not true that your sister ever died, you're living in the past.

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        • YE
          3 years ago

          "Mini69 hasn't written any about information" Just dropping a clue, if that gives the user your question is directed to a head start.

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          • Mini69
            3 years ago

            I shouldn’t need to give a head start. The OP claims to know what is true and what is not when it is written on this website. But so far they have not responded to tell me which of my statements is untrue!

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