It’s not cheating if…

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I interrupt this site's outpouring of immoral posts and commentaries to ask for a favour.

YO, MY PEEPS, I NEED YOUR HELP.

I need to know how you, the is it normal folk, would, in your various ways, words, points of view, mannerisms, states of mind, inclinations, degrees of morality (or immorality), personal experiences etc, fill in the gap in the following sentence:

IT’S NOT CHEATING IF……

You should know that my live-in girlfriend has been seeing her Ex in the last couple of weeks and as it turns out, she's expecting, and claims it's me who knocked her up even though we had agreed that she uses contraceptives for our unprotected sexual encounters, because as I had divulged.. I wasn't ready for child upbringing.

Meanwhile, there's a business associate of mine who has been giving me the green light for quite a while. She's single, playful, informed and way more wittier than my supposedly manipulative girlfriend.

The paradox? I don't know if I should ask for 'closure' with my current GF before knowing if indeed it's me who got her preggers and ride along with business associate who by the way, as it seems, is having her patience tried.

Thank you so much in advance.

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  • charli.m
    3 years ago | pl

    Everyone sucks here.

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  • Meowypowers
    3 years ago

    I think you lost her when you expected her to use protection when she was casually seeing her ex. You better get a paternity test because it is very likely not your child in her, and you shouldn't be responsible for them.

    Be extra careful because you are quite annoying and the real paradox would be when your live in's ex fucks your witty business associate.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      "...you are quite annoying..." On what grounds in particular?

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  • rocketdave
    3 years ago

    many years ago I had a similar problem, the girl I was seeing (not living with) said she was pregnant and we had to get married. So I broke it off with her, upset her and her family who caame round to see what was what. It was then that I informed them I was a Jaffa, you know seedless. Since a very serious case of Mumps at 25 I have fired blanks so the kid could noy have been mine. When it came out it was black!

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    You won’t even know if the bay is yours till she has it and you can get a DNA test.

    Break up with that chick. Plan on being a pappy just incase. And fuck that new chick.

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    • SkullsNRoses
      3 years ago

      Fuck that new chick WITH A CONDOM.

      Also if you want to whore around but don’t want babies you should seriously consider a vasectomy.

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    • RoseIsabella
      3 years ago

      ... with a condom.

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  • Grunewald
    3 years ago

    If she cheated on you with her ex, you could just break up with her and live your life.

    For the sake of the kid though: do nothing until you get the paternity test. Two wrongs don't make a right. At best, they muddy the waters.

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  • jethro
    3 years ago

    The only birth control that is 100% dependable is abstention. I know a girl who got pregnant while on the pill. Even a friends vasectomy wasn't completely "leak proof" he too wound up a daddy again as a result. Just so you move on with a clear conscience, make sure it isn't your baby first and then break it off before you move over to the business associate or someone else.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      3 years ago

      And moving on in life with a clear conscience has always been one of my primary goals. I think that's the basis of my inner turmoil in this situation.

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  • SwickDinging
    3 years ago

    You really need to know if you are the father to this baby or not. So I would ask her to get a test asap. Then make your decisions from there.

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  • Clunk42
    3 years ago

    You're already cheating God with your premarital sex. I say, marry the first one, confess your sins, and live happily ever after with her and the child that she claims is yours, whether it is or not.

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    • megadriver
      3 years ago

      "Live with the child she claims is yours, whether it is or not"... Really?

      You'd be ok with raising some asshole who knocked up your girlfriend 's kid?! Living in a lie, being nothing more than a walking piggy bank?! I wouldn't...
      Where is the justice in that?! You smoking shrooms and eating weed, or what?

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      • Clunk42
        3 years ago

        I'm trying to think of the child. I can't imagine it going very well for the child in any other scenario. This scenario is a lose-lose situation for everyone involved. OP doesn't even know for sure if she's cheating. If she's not cheating, then to break up would be to walk away from his son. If she is cheating, to break up with her would be to leave the child with an untrustworthy mother and (probably) no other parent. The only way anyone can win in this situation is if they stay together and raise the child, at which point, the child is the only winner.

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        • megadriver
          3 years ago

          I get what you mean, but that's what DNA tests are for... OP can wait until she has the baby... If it's his, well... he's had it and has to be a part of the whole thing even if he doesn't want. But if it isn't his... Why ruin your life for a kid that isn't yours, doesn't have your genes and live with a woman who was promiscuous in the first place?!
          Why spend your hard earned money on some fecker that's not even related to you, when you can spend it on a boat and premium booze?! Again, I'm asking... Would you do this? Sacrifice your plans, hopes and dreams to raise some random kid not related to you, just cause it's "the right thing to do"...

          I wouldn't... The whole idea of starting a family is to do it with someone you'd be willing to spend the rest of your life and raise children of your own. Not to raise the child of a cheating ex that fucked you over by lying it was your kid...

          I want to have children with my girlfriend in the future, our children, made from my and her DNA. I want this and am OK with everything that comes along with being a parent. We want to have a child in the future, love them, raise them and one day have them take care of us in our senior years... But it has to be our biological child!

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          • Clunk42
            3 years ago

            The right thing do is the right thing to do; it should be done. How could someone leave a child with an untrustworthy mother and a father who may or may not stay after finding out about the child. I say it's best to get married before learning, because, if the child is OP's, then he raises his child with his wife who probably never cheated in the first place. If they get married and the child isn't his, then he helps raise who would probably have not had a very good family, otherwise. To wait for a DNA test would just be putting off the decision, since the question should have the same answer either way.

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            • olderdude-xx
              3 years ago

              It's never the right thing to commit to a long term relationship to someone you know is untruthful and unfaithful. The very bases of a long term relationship is trust and mutual understanding.

              That is a path to a person's own destruction. So you think its right to destroy another based on lies - just because "it might" protect someone else.

              95% of a person's success in life is based on who they associate with - and the recommendation is to stay away from liars and cheats.

              If it is not his child - I'd leave the Child future to others. It's not his responsibility.

              Now if it is his child - then he has responsibilities. That may or may not include marriage though.

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            • RoseIsabella
              3 years ago

              That's not fair to OP.

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        • RoseIsabella
          3 years ago

          I don't think anyone should feel obligated to a child that is not theirs by either biology, or adoption.

          OP need to request a DNA test immediately after the baby is born.

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    • Bazinga
      3 years ago

      You mean live obediently ever after with her continuing promiscuous sexual engagements, and the careless pregnancies that will result, because God has enslaved him in chains of anxiety. Your angry vengeful God will summon fearful retribution if you, Clunk, if you ever even think about touching your own nads.

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      • Clunk42
        3 years ago

        All the other options are far worse for the child's well-being. That's not the definition of masturbation. Touching is not a requirement for masturbation; masturbation merely requires attempted purposeful sexual stimulation. In a similar manner, masturbation is not a requirement for touching, as touching is not usually sexually stimulating, nor is it usually purposefully intending to sexually stimulate.

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        • Bazinga
          3 years ago

          Well in that case, why don't you go to a nude beach and let your gonads bounce around in the fresh air, you nasty naughty little man, you. Good to know your vengeful God approves of wild naked parties.

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          • Clunk42
            3 years ago

            If public nudity weren't a sin, Adam and Eve would not have acknowledged their nudity after eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

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            • Bazinga
              3 years ago

              Okay, so the enslaving chains of anxiety from your vengeful God have enshackled your mind after all. Has it ever occurred to you that none of this shit makes any sense? That Genesis is a folk story handed down in the way that bedtime stories for children are. Ur dumb; too dumb to be here.

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    • RoseIsabella
      3 years ago

      Naw, if it's not his he had no obligation, and should leave the situation.

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      • Clunk42
        3 years ago

        I never said he does have an obligation. I just think it would be the right thing to do.

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        • RoseIsabella
          3 years ago

          I think it would be unfair to expect him to give up his time, and hard earned money to raise some other guy's child. I think if the baby isn't OP's that the mother ought to sue the biological father for child support.

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          • Clunk42
            3 years ago

            I don't expect it. I just think it would be the right thing to do.

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            • RoseIsabella
              3 years ago

              Nope, if it's not OP's kid the right thing would be for the other dude who knocked her up to man up.

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  • zbeth
    3 years ago

    I haven’t read any of the comments. Essentially, you and your parter should come to terms about what is a ‘healthy relationship’ between you two.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    It's technically not cheating if it's only in your mind.

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  • RoseIsabella
    3 years ago

    Always use condoms unless you're married.

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  • [Old Memory]
    3 years ago

    It's not cheating if you break up with your live in girl friend

    It would suck for her though if she had to move out while pregnant, her ex or her parents would be the first obvious choices for living, but that doesn't mean she would definitely have housing

    You can still have a child with her and date the girl who you actually find appealing, but I would suspect you only got with the first girl to just have someone to sleep with if you don't even like her personality

    Raising a child with both parents present (present being defined as involved with the child's life) is the best for the child

    Definitely verify the father, there's like a .01 chance of her getting pregnant if she's on birth control, so I would think she's either an anomaly or stopped taking birth control

    Some people would stay with the mom more for the child than her, some would separate but still be involved, some would bail all together

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  • darefu
    3 years ago

    Invite all involved and make it a foursome. Everyone can enjoy all the fruits. If you're lucky Gf ends up with office chick and ex makes you his slave and f toy.

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  • olderdude-xx
    3 years ago

    Its not cheating if you either break up with your current GF...

    Or discuss with her up front your desires and she agrees that you can have sex with this other lady; and if the other lady agrees that you can have sex with your current GF at the same time. You cannot cheat if you have full informed consent of your partners prior to having sex.

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