Is it normal to woft my farts at my bf in bed

When were lying in bed i love letting off horrible eggy farts under the quilt then wafting the quilt violenty up and down so the smell smacks him in the face it would be a absolute waste of a fart not too and its not like i can hold them in forever in bed

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Comments ( 29 )
  • ASSRAMMERFROMBUTTSEXTHEMOVIE

    what else is he loosening your twink ass for, we know your not a woman but nice try

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    • SkullsNRoses

      Rectal prolapse be damned, shove it up in his can.

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  • Anonnet

    It's spelled "waft".

    Also, eh, it's probably better to do it that way. It disperses the smell more quickly rather than letting it sit under the blanket forever.

    Then again, I like being more fully under the sheets. If his head is further away from it, then this is just sort of a lame prank.

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  • Dot123

    women dont fart.

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    • TheAmateurStrongmanCompetitor

      Lol you wish they didn't

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    • LloydAsher

      Mine does. Most women (and cultured society) see farts as a faux pas. Men see it as a joke fueled by beans and asian food.

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  • bigbudchonger

    Normal and funny. Fart him a gud un

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  • EnglishLad

    I love ripping a good toe curler

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  • Chudders

    It sounds funny but this will probably piss him off. Maybe next you'll be writing us a nice little story about you got a black eye.

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  • British_Empire_simp

    This is totally fine. It’s just the perfect showcase of a fun and loving relationship. :)

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  • Curiouskitten444

    You're a bit fucked.

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  • Kmoshea5

    Wow??? Seriously? Keep that up and your BF WILL 100% walk out the door and say “Good Riddance disgusting animal!”

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  • Harry_Irision93

    It's quite puerile, and a little disrespectful, but more likely than not he'd find it funny, and maybe a sign of affection. Just keep in mind, “Those who dish it out, should be ready to take it in return!”

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  • Meowypowers

    That is horrible

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  • bbrown95

    I guess it depends on your and his sense of humor! 🤣 I know people who get a good laugh out of farts and toilet humor, and ones who are completely disgusted by it and find it extremely out of line. Just depends on how you guys see it!

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  • Giorgi

    I bet he likes the stink so much he hates it :3

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  • AsterBean

    It's a bit immature and will get old fast. Truth is, you don't have to try very hard to make someone smell your fart. To force it violently on someone says a lot about you and your level of respect for others.

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  • ospry

    You belong in jail

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    Glad I married a more feminine woman than that

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    • TheAmateurStrongmanCompetitor

      feminine women are boring

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Gay

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        • TheAmateurStrongmanCompetitor

          "lady like" in other words (what a woman should and should not do) is boring as hell I like me a dirty naughty woman

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    • LloydAsher

      Farts are not masculine. It's a funny sound we can all make. My fiancee can compete with the boys, by golly she can.

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    • MonteMetcalfe

      Maybe it's not a woman. Maybe it's Chasten Bootyjudge.

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  • MonteMetcalfe

    I consider that to be Domestic abuse.

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    • LloydAsher

      Gas warfare is a common occurance in my household.

      If a potential partner could not withstand the frequent passing of flatulence... it would never work out.

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    • Well he sometimes farts into his hand and cups it around ny nose and mouth which is much worse !

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      • MonteMetcalfe

        You have my approval to woft your farts at him. It's only fair.

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    • Its not killing him !

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