Is it normal to woft my farts at my bf in bed

When were lying in bed i love letting off horrible eggy farts under the quilt then wafting the quilt violenty up and down so the smell smacks him in the face it would be a absolute waste of a fart not too and its not like i can hold them in forever in bed

Is It Normal?
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  • what else is he loosening your twink ass for, we know your not a woman but nice try

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  • It's spelled "waft".

    Also, eh, it's probably better to do it that way. It disperses the smell more quickly rather than letting it sit under the blanket forever.

    Then again, I like being more fully under the sheets. If his head is further away from it, then this is just sort of a lame prank.

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  • women dont fart.

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  • Normal and funny. Fart him a gud un

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  • I love ripping a good toe curler

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  • It sounds funny but this will probably piss him off. Maybe next you'll be writing us a nice little story about you got a black eye.

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  • This is totally fine. It’s just the perfect showcase of a fun and loving relationship. :)

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  • You're a bit fucked.

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  • Wow??? Seriously? Keep that up and your BF WILL 100% walk out the door and say “Good Riddance disgusting animal!”

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  • It's quite puerile, and a little disrespectful, but more likely than not he'd find it funny, and maybe a sign of affection. Just keep in mind, “Those who dish it out, should be ready to take it in return!”

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  • That is horrible

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  • I guess it depends on your and his sense of humor! 🤣 I know people who get a good laugh out of farts and toilet humor, and ones who are completely disgusted by it and find it extremely out of line. Just depends on how you guys see it!

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  • I bet he likes the stink so much he hates it :3

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  • It's a bit immature and will get old fast. Truth is, you don't have to try very hard to make someone smell your fart. To force it violently on someone says a lot about you and your level of respect for others.

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  • You belong in jail

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  • Glad I married a more feminine woman than that

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  • I consider that to be Domestic abuse.

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    • Gas warfare is a common occurance in my household.

      If a potential partner could not withstand the frequent passing of flatulence... it would never work out.

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    • Well he sometimes farts into his hand and cups it around ny nose and mouth which is much worse !

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    • Its not killing him !

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