Is it normal to stop a satanic cult you founded?

I started a cult of Satan, but there's a catch: Satan loves you and he's present all over nature (pantheism), people mistook me for a God-believer, I was famous, that is, I had my photo taken by a University student. This Satanic cult started in Kilburn, South Australia, it made some people paranoid screaming that I'm the Devil. And one follower named Bruce mistook it for demonic evil and he did magic but it didn't do anything, it only scared my friend Selwyn. People thought this was silly, you're damn right it's silly. As a result I was listening to Marilyn Manson, but from behind my door I was still preaching an extremist cult (extremist because I was extremely optimistic, extremely persuasive, it worked), but it went sour: Bruce was being dragged by the staff after peacefully bowing down to worship Satan, and screaming like a demon, he quit his beliefs in all religions after that, there mysteriously was the Devil's symbol on my television screen, and my Marilyn Manson CD broken in half, and that was the end of my cult. Then I gave up preaching about Satan for all the hate it's caused. I didn't know what to call it, except Gronian Satanism which is very different from traditional Satanism (but syncretised from pantheism and optimism). Is this normal?

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Based on 20 votes (8 yes)
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Comments ( 16 )
  • radar

    So if satan acts like god, what makes him satan?

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    • Hansberger

      Because Satan deceives people into believing in him, even if he has to be a cute optimistic god, in the end the Satanists go to hell, but they don't fear hell.

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      • HarryPotter17

        Very true I agree with you.

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      • anormalperson

        bruh this is a joke why u going bout hell an all?

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        • Hansberger

          We don't have to be funny any more, IsItNormal? changed the rules.

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  • Satan is not a being.

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  • Hitlerwasright

    I will never try to force you away from your religion but just know that you will meet the devil and you will understand your terrible mistake

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    • Hansberger

      I already understand my terrible mistake, it has consequences, people think Satan is evil. Really? He just sits there angry at Christians, he's lazy!

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  • Almosttoolesbiantofunction

    Do you go to hell for being good then and like chill with Satan or do you go to heaven still or what

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    • Hansberger

      No, you just go to hell despite the optimism.

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  • VetusRebellioIudaicum

    Nimzuush awendi HABAL MADRUJ!!!

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  • pu1se

    this is the best post I've ever seen 😂

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  • Bigruss

    Satan is not God Satan is more powerful than any God Don't mix it up

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    • Hansberger

      It's seeing Satan in a different light. The happiness means sex, the diet means nature, and the clothes mean being classy. :)

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  • Pseodonihm

    Yup

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  • Murun

    Aye. Happens all the time.

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