Is it normal to stick spoons up your bottom?

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I love sticking spoons up my bottom, I love the way they just stick in there as my anus closes around them. Is this super weird or normal? I'm bi and I asked my gay friends and they say they've never stuck spoons up their bottom, is it weird?

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Based on 55 votes (20 yes)
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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago | pl

    You should work up to forks, then knives.

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    • pendletonGibbs
      6 years ago

      Then machetes

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      • Checkmate_King
        6 years ago

        Fuck it! Go for broke and stuff the entire chainsaw running up your poopchute.

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        • RoseIsabella
          6 years ago

          *remember a scene from the movie Evil Aliens*

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      • lonewolf1253
        6 years ago

        Take the broken glass challenge. Always good for a laugh. Just say, "Up my ass with broken glass" and then ram it in. Make sure you have access to 911.

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  • Barbarella
    6 years ago

    Wouldn't it make more sense to stick a tampon in? You can do it before you go to church.

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    So now you scoop your own poop, huh? That is really unsanitary, if someone did that to one of my spoons I would find a way to get even.

    RESPECT THE SPOONS MUTHAFUCKA!

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    • YE
      6 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm laughing out loud in the dead of the night.

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        That's best time to do it!

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    • bigbudchonga
      6 years ago

      It's not as if I don't wash them after. And my family doesn't know, so no harm done.

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        That's even worse. If you must be a disgusting degenerate at least buy yourself your own designated pervert spoon instead of tainting the silverware other people eat off of you freakshow!

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        • bigbudchonga
          6 years ago

          That was really nasty. It's not as if I don't use soap on them.

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          • RoseIsabella
            6 years ago

            It was nasty, because what you do with spoons is nasty.

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            • bigbudchonga
              6 years ago

              I wash them after, and people don't know they've been up my bum. So when they stick the spoon in their mouth they don't think oh this has been up someone's bum. (Plus I always use hot water) I don't think it's really that wrong.

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      • pendletonGibbs
        6 years ago

        For some reason Nutella popped into my mind.

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        • babyhazel
          5 years ago

          mine2 nuttella > poo

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      • lonewolf1253
        6 years ago

        Do you clean your toilet with your toothbrush? Nobody, and I mean fucking nobody, puts eating utensils up their fucking ass!

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  • MrsEdGein
    6 years ago

    What about sporks?

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    • bigbudchonga
      6 years ago

      Ouch.

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  • Toledorwb
    6 years ago

    Do what feels good.

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  • randypete
    6 years ago

    Love big jelly dildos

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  • Pumpurrnickel
    6 years ago

    Not sure how safe that is, since you eat with that.

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    • bigbudchonga
      6 years ago

      I wash them after.

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      • RoseIsabella
        6 years ago

        Not good enough!

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  • Checkmate_King
    6 years ago

    Stick with fingers or jelly dildos dude. Nothing sharp or hard.

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  • Madwolf
    2 years ago

    If people like to do that then fair enough

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  • justanotherhole
    4 years ago

    i sleep with a but plug on weekends love it...

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    • bigbudchonga
      4 years ago

      does it keep your farts in?

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  • Lonelyandhorny47
    5 years ago

    I used to stick the handle of a wooden spoon up my butt. The same wooden spoon my mom used to spank me with. Oh yea I get horny from being spanked also

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  • odilo_globotnik
    6 years ago

    Why don't you try shooting flames out of your ass.

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  • Babygirl17
    6 years ago

    Just use a finger or someone else's finger! Cut your nails first!

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  • Emokate
    6 years ago

    I fingered my butt once, but then I felt like a perv, so I stopped. Stick to that if you ask me. A finger can't go too horribly wrong, but a spoon could go missing 🙊🙈

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      If it did I would laugh my ass off. Loser pervs get what they deserve.

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  • Hornyguy12963
    6 years ago

    Are you a girl

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    • bigbudchonga
      6 years ago

      No I'm a guy.

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  • Aethylfritha
    6 years ago

    Nope. How embarrassed will you be to go to the ER with a spoon up your ass? Stick to normal sex toys, dildoes, etc

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  • AlasAtlas
    6 years ago

    Theres a weird thing where people use sharpies. I think that's definitely a better choice if were going to be using random objects now

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  • Nickvey
    6 years ago

    i voted yes because you asked is this weird. keep spoons out of your ass. nothing harder than a penis belongs up it.

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