Is it normal to put oreos in my nose?

In honest truth, the title speaks for itself. But, in actual fact, it's a tad bit misleading. You see, I'm not using regular Oreos. No, no, no, no, no. I'm using the EXTRA STUFFED version. The superior kind.

Now, you must be wondering how I manage to put them up me nose, as well as why I do it.

All will be revealed soon enough, my child.

Of course I wouldn't be able to put an entire Oreo in me nostril. Not unless I take the clippers out and snip off the septum. Only then would I have the ability to suck the full Oreo from the table to me nose - like a vaccum cleaner.

So here's what I do to snort some creamy and crunchy goodness:
. All Oreos go into bowl
. Use end of rolling pin to smash Oreos into tiny bits (a few chunks left if feeling adventurous)
. Stick a straw in the bowl and your nostril and UP IT GOES

So the main reason, among other reasons, why I do this, is because it's just so amazing to me. I feel like I'm on cloud-nine whenever I do this. But, ever since my mom confiscated my Oreo snorting kit that I made myself, I have never been the same...

BTW here are the requirements for the Oreo snorting kit:
. Bowl
. Rolling pin
. A load of straws (since you will wanna do it again)
. EXTRA STUFFED OREOS

Now enjoy!

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Based on 11 votes (3 yes)
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Comments ( 14 )
  • leggs91200

    Yes, it is normal. It is how competitors in the Special Olympics prepare for that big day of sports competition.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Lies. All stupid lies.

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    • And Where's your evidence?

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      • dirtybirdy

        Neatly tucked away in a folder labeled "bullshit cookie sniffer"

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        • Have you not read my_life_my_way's comment, and still have the courage to say I'm lying?

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          • leggs91200

            Yeah, his/her comments, well can we say "peanut gallery"?

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          • dirtybirdy

            I did see that, and to be perfectly honest, when I was 13 at my first stay in the loony bin, there was a girl who snorted talcum powder. I also had a close friend who would crush No-Doz and snort that. Maybe I just like to fuck around to amuse myself..??? No harm, right?!?!?! You do you, kid

            But double stuff??? That's just double the stuff I'd have to scrape out. I don't care for the filling, personally

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  • howaminotmyself

    Smh

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  • Bassmachine

    What a load of shit post.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    do you put famous amos in yalls heinous anus?

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    • litelander8

      Famous Amos is too dry.

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  • my_life_my_way

    When I was a kid I used to scrape white eyeshadow out of the container and snort it in lines pretending it was cocaine

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    • SweetElis

      Why not use flour like normal people?

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  • Tommythecaty

    Lame. You’re lame. 😁🖕

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