Is it normal to punch my cat in the face?

whenever im walking by my cat i just get the uncontrollable urge to punch him in the face. i dont know why. ive punched my cat in the face more times than i can even remembered. one time i hurt him pretty bad, i thought he was dead for a second. i dont know how to get rid of my urge to punch mittins. (thats my cats name.) please help me, i dont know how much longer mittins is gonna hold up.

thanks!

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  • proud2bAstoner

    wow. punch a wall. your messed up.

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  • Bitcomet

    Dude punch your self in the dick that should help...Either that or hit a wall. [=

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  • squeallikeasacofpigs

    Im gonna punch you in the face in a minute buddy

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  • Carrie:)

    Don't be mean to your cat :(

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  • Tiddy

    Try t punch yourself in the dick, mayb you will get addicted t it. Sucker.

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  • IKnowNothing

    Give the cat to sombody who will love it. And Seek profesional help. A lot of relly sick people started by hurting animals then worked there way up to hurting people.

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  • Is it normal that I laughed my ass off??? Hahahaha

    I think it's fake. If I wanted to hurt an animal I would pick it ip and throw it. Not lunch it in it's face!!!

    Nevertheless I promise I'd never hurt an animal unless it had 8 legs

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  • xoxochick

    Seriously this is messed up if your that mad why don't you just punch your self in the balls

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  • treehugga

    FAKE...or ur a sad sick wanker!!!

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  • NopeNotNormal

    that pesky mittens. and all you crybabies going on about the abuse and whatnot - you have to keep your pets in line at all cost. if punching his cat in the face keeps that sob in his place, so be it.

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    • Tubbzy

      Amen brother

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  • this is the funniest story I've heard in a long time, fake or not

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    • CrazyLaugh7

      AHAHA AGREEED :P
      even thoough its sadd :O

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  • ComboBreaker

    Hahahahaha Funny fabricated story. I can picture it now. "No mittins, thats my pie!"

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  • sararose

    You need to get rid of that cat right away, before you hurt him even more. What the fuck is your problem? You are abusing your cat and this is animal abuse and you could get on serious trouble for this, and possibly go to jail.

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  • kayninetails

    Well I punch my cat in the face because he is very strong and extremely disobedient. No matter how many times I have verbally disciplined him, I still have to smack him around to get him to listen. He is so strong he has sent me to the hospital when I tried to break up a fight between him and my small cat. I don't condone just punching them for no reason. But I had to learn to assert my dominance over my 17 lbs baby and he now respects and obeys me more.

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  • Thereisnogod

    Sometimes my hamster gives me that look and I can't help but clock him right in his puffy ass cheeks.

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  • KM23

    Don't let that mittens step out of line.

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  • DireWolf13

    Fuck you. And STFU RoastPuppy, stop hating on dogs -_-

    Would you punch a family member/friend in the face if you had the urge to even if they did nothing to deserve it??? STOP IT YOU SICK ANIMAL ABUSER!!!! I hope your cat attacks you one day and makes you bleed to death. No one would feel sorry for you because thats what you deserve for abusing your cat.
    (@RoastPuppy you deserve the same, except with a dog instead)

    Get a punching bag or something to get your angry out on instead of poor innocent cat.

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    • KlondikeSam

      Who died and made you the keeper of people's emotions? Roast Puppy, or anybody else, can "hate on" anything they want to.

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    • Howaito_Yuri

      Yes I would punch a family member or friend, in fact, I have

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  • rofl... your just joking right? you better be.

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  • mtnw

    you are a waste

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  • naturalme

    ahahahahahaha lol. thanks u've made my day. poor little cat.

    ps. yes i kno that its a fake story, but is so funny.

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  • Suicidal_Tendencies

    You are such a Sick fucker, I hope this is fake, but if it isn't, I hope mittins crawls besides you while you're asleep, and then slits your throat and let you bleed to death. But he wouldn't do that, because cats are such lovely animals. I love cats a lot, and hate anyone who harms a cat.
    You will rot in hell for that, sicko. -.-'

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    • Tubbzy

      I often strangle my housemates cat for taking a shit in my room

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  • alv1592

    I wanna punch you in the face. Animal abuse is bad.

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    • the_frickin_realist

      Lol you’re a bigger pussy than the cat 😂

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  • K-u-r-o

    Aahahaahaha , are you for real ?

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  • CrazyLaugh7

    AHAAHHA wow :P
    that is truly harsh!!
    i say you take anger management control :)

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  • jamustheignoramus

    You almost beat your poor cat to death?? You're a complete headcase!

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  • ayyashley

    How do you have a 14% normal?! You could give him away if he really bothers you that much....

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  • SadMostOfTheTime

    And that cat hasn't run away by now? You're a jerk.

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  • catiepat11

    If this is real then give me your address a**hole and I'll come to your house & help you stop... By beating the sh*t out of you. Either way,real or fake story, your a waste of a life & deserve to die...

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  • Pussyfinger

    Ur like abusing ur cat

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  • hotchickie81

    I really hope this is not real. That is very cruel. If this is a true story, then I hope Mittens bites you in your sleep sometime.

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  • the_frickin_realist

    I love this. All these self-righteous cat lovers are such crybabies. They act like cats don’t fall off 5 story buildings and survive or get into fights with other cats all the time. Also: are they really going to pretend like cats aren’t vindictive little cunts? They push buttons, they act out on purpose, they will boss you around and dominate you if you allow them to. If violence is what it takes to remind these rotten little vermin that you’re the boss and it is the pet, that’s what you gotta do. Punch them in the face. Hit them with a belt. Shove their face into the puddle of urine they left on the carpet and hold it there until they’re screaming for breath. Break their legs and smash their paws with hammers. Pour boiling hot water on them. Stick ginger root up their assholes until it burns. Literally whatever it takes. They are the stupidest pets imaginable, and quite frankly they deserve it 🤣

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  • Jackrobe

    Yes its Normal to hit a cat Only if the cat did something bad or wrong

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  • Richardpump

    iam so glad you asked this.. I just got a new cat and the dam thing pisses me off so bad. it's nothing that it does its just the way it looks, ahhhh! I really wanna tell my cat to meet me out back for a talk....

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  • witchprincess

    I don't think it's fake. I punch our cat too. I tie its legs. I wrap it and fling it and sometimes hold him under water. I don't know why I HATE cats. I love our dog though. My dog is a spoiled baby and I wouldn't even think of hurting him.

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  • Mw2-OG

    this is extremely depressing. I cant believe u would do that.

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    • Richardpump

      YOU are depressing. change the record why don't ya... it's like you don't have any goals.

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  • MissKira

    Lol I do it too! Punch and kick them

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  • Cat_Turnip

    You are a sickening human being. Even if this is fake, that's just as sickening, if not more. You have absolutely no right to hurt something that is entirely innocent. This is absolutely ridiculous.

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  • megadriver

    Troll much?

    Nobody fucking punches their cat in the face. If you do punch animals in the face for no reason, I'd love to punch you in the face, repeatedly.

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  • anime-dreamer

    i do it help me

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  • gummy_jr

    Why would you want to punch that poor sweetie in the face?

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  • jstawhai

    It's not normal because it is Animal Abuse. You could get into trouble if you carry on like that.

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  • Why would you punch the poor thing " ?

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  • Awww poor kitty :( but yeah it's normal

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  • Don't hurt the kitty!! Punch the wall or get a gay cat stuffed animal or a Dora stuffed animal and punch that not poor mittens! D:

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  • phoenix_paradox

    Basement cat is watching you...

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  • Zatachi-Taicho

    Hit something else, or give the cat away

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  • tori

    Get some help. Give your cat away to someone who will love it right. I'm surprised your cat will stay in the same room with you. I hope you are lying. If I really knew who you are, I would report you.

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  • trainerchick

    WTF! That's sooooo inhumane and Im a dog lover!!!!!

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  • Yeah, this smells very fake.

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