Is it normal to hoard milk men in my attic?
I am your typical house wife, and I used to be the perfect wife. But ever since the kids have begun to have their own social lives, the husband's always at work, the dog's always running off to do god-knows-what (I swear our little Krypto is a superhero or something) and the cat is busy plotting world domination, I've felt very neglected and lonely. Especially in the sex kind of way.
So after a while, I began to take up seducing milk men when no one else was home. It was fun for a while.
Then, some time around the 60s or 70s, the milk men began to frequent less often, as refrigerators became the American norm. So I got into the habit of simplly keeping whatever milk men I could find, and storing them in the attick, for whenever I needed some "attention." It turned into a bad habbit, and before I knew what I was doing, I had an entire attick stuffed to the brim with hoarded milk men.
The other day, my son Jeremy confessed that he put a hidden video camera in our house to catch me doing this, and has been hiding the tape from me but showing it to friends for the last 40 years. Here is the tape:
So my question is, do you think that this is a weird habbit? Is it ethnical? Should I get therapy? I'm just not sure.