Is it normal to envy women?

Straight men tend to be emotionally stunted, creatively stifled and controlled by very narrow ideas about what a man should be. Its pretty sad really because we are all emotional creative beings. Gay men dont have the same confines. Thats why the song says "free, gay and happy". When youre gay you dont have any fucks to give.

It's alright and I can see where your coming from.

Swings and roundabouts.

Men have advantages too: no childbirth, no periods, fewer abdominal cramps (if you get abdominal cramps as a guy you know you need to see a doctor, if you're a woman it could just be your time of the month), hormonal patterns don't change, we don't have to worry about the prospect of going out by ourselves of an evening and being raped by some pervert in a back alley etc etc...

But it's completely normal to envy the opposite sex for the things that our gender can't do.

Women like to whinge about equal rights, child birth and how hard they have it. Truth be told they have it easier then men! Let me summarize..

1. A women can be with a man, not work, bring in no income and this would be fine, actually quiet normal. Imagine how much shit a man would cop being with a women while she worked and he stayed at home bringing in no income, instead of being a ""homemaker, he would be a LOSER.

2. Women have million times more understanding for mental illness. Women has a break down and its all gift cards, roses and "such a horrible thing you are going through". Man has a break down and its "stop being a pussy".

3. Women can get laid so much easier then men.. enough said on that.

4. Women can hit men and its usually laughed at. Man hits a women and its one of the worst things imaginable.

5. similar to above. A women can be verbally abusive to a man and no one cares, a man says verbally abusive things to a women and all of a sudden you have people jumping in saying "don't call her that" and people calling police, bla bla.

6. You women can control men with your pussy, example; Female - "honey, help me with the house chores and we can fool around later" dudes never cleaned so fast in his life. Now lets turn that around, male - "hay babe, help me put this oil filter on the car and ill let ya fuck me" just doesn't work for men, shes like na, I'm just gonna finish reading my book.

7. Y'all ever have to use a mens toilet! enough said.

8. First jobs, you know like the first job one gets, like when ya still in school or college, jobs like at a stupid market or mcdonalds.. chicks get them jobs easier.

9. Getting horny! Women just get a little wet, us men get a throbbing boner, ya know how embarrassing that is when it happens in public

10. similar to 9. Women never have to worry about getting or losing an erection. Enough said

11. Lesbians are way more accepted then queers. enough said

12. Women are so much more better looking then men.

12. Most women, when they orgasm they don't make a mess, all men make a horrible white mess that we gotta clean up.

12. Women stress men out, so we don't live as long as women.

13. Y'all don't think men want to color over that grey spot.

14. Having a night out on the town is a lot cheaper for women! 2 reasons, you get shouted and your tolerance is lower then men.

15. It's proven that women do not feel pain as much as men.

16. Women don't gotta worry about the cold when getting caught naked.

Man there is millions more but y'all dig what I say.

HA HA HA! You have NO IDEA what's it's like being a woman! We can wear what we want, but we're being judged by our appearance. Hell some women are forced to dress a certain way due to cultural or by their religion.

When it comes to makeup, apparently less is more for attracting a mate. However some women like to cake their makeup on their face.

Honestly for me, I'm more of a masculine female.

First, I don't get offended by others opinions by my fashion sense. Next, I hardly wear any makeup due to my sensitive skin. Finally, I like to compliment dudes, but hardly other women. Moreover, when a dude compliments me, I thank them with a smile. However when another woman says something nice about me, I get awkward and just say thanks.

You might just be a feminine male, like how I'm a masculine female

I think it's normal! I envy men in ways too, especially the fact that they don't have periods. Those absolutely suck. I also envy that they're not expected to wear makeup (I prefer to go without, but it's seen as "unprofessional" in my work environment), and that their clothes seem more comfortable and generally more well made. I hate that thin, clingy, hot material that women's shirts are made of and the fact that they wear out so quickly. Men's tennis shoes are so much more comfortable and fit me better than women's as well, but I've also gotten backlash about wearing them as well (not as dress shoes or anything, but for exercising in, running to the store, etc.). I envy how relaxed their friendships are as well and tend to click better with men than women most of the time. They seem less uptight and competitive, and more laid back and able to just relax and have fun with each other. There are several things I'm not wild about when it comes to being a girl sometimes as well.

Also, I'm not sure why it's not as socially acceptable for men to show their feelings and hug, etc. I honestly wish they did it more. My lifelong best friend is a guy and I LOVE hugs and hair stroking/playing from him. I can tell he feels weird about expressing his emotions sometimes and says he feels like he shouldn't feel a certain way because men aren't supposed to or "it's stupid for me to feel this way" or whatever, but I try to encourage him to express his emotions because I think it's important for everyone to, regardless of sex.

Cute, and You can do all of that too !! I envy guys, your friendships with each other seem more fun

Try being a chick and NOT WEARING MEAKEUP. "Wow you look tired" "Are you feeling alright".

You envy us over make-up and clothes? For real? You do know Drag Queens are way more accepted and get paid so much more than any female stripper or prostitute and are given a lot more respect.

Your downfall is a lack of confidence. Men can do just about anything if they have enough confidence and strength to fight off and gain other men's respect; because the true issue is other men and their beliefs, women will talk, but other men will actually try to fight/rape/or kill you over what they think is right. If you want to wear make-up, then be strong and go wear some.

No piss on the seat typically but the women's room is no more pleasant than the men's. I would say it is worse.

Well like men tend to be "Shit shy" when someone else in in there so you don't have to hear nasty butt noises. Women do not care. You will hear sounds you didn't know existed.

Men respect each other's space and privacy in the restroom. Women, not so much.

Men and women put up with equal amounts of double standards. It is just in different ways.