Is it normal to dress my wife in toast?

I dress my wife in sexy outfits made entirely of cooked bread for my own sadistic pleasure. Her ensembles are very detailed creations, involving toast corsets and the detailed crafting of toast stockings made lovingly from a putty crafted from nothing but toast crumbs and water. I bread my wife like a chicken cutlet. She even has toast shoes. is this normal?

Is It Normal?
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  • Next time dress her up with some smoky bacon.

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    • That is legitimately disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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      • You do know I was joking.

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        • About placing smoked meats on the love of my life!? I have never seen a less funny attempt at humor. Why don't you go pile slices of smoked turkey on your mother? Does that sound like fun? How could you?

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  • I dressed your mom up in toast.

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  • Troll.

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  • Donut boobs!

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    • Donut boobs? Grow up, Homer Simpson. This was supposed to be a serious post, and you just come on here to mock my wife's chesticles? Disgusting!

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  • For variety try french toast sometime but stay away from bagels.

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    • Why? You obviously have antisemitic tendencies. Her nipples emerge like groundhogs on the first day or spring from bagel centers. Why dont you go ahead and change your screen name to Hitler, since that's who you are inside.

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  • Have you tried baguettes I find they keep me fuller and hold a titty like a freshly welded steel

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  • That's very impressive. It probably takes a lot of skill to create these outfits.

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  • Challa on top and sourdough on the bottom they used to teach at the bakery

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  • Toast hurts my gums.

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  • You know, if ever there was to be a Cruella 2, I would recommend they use some of your ideas.

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  • I saw this post on social media. Haha. I literally just commented on it.

    I guess you could say you're an industty costumer.

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  • i mean it's something new

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    • Thank you! You are the kind of person who is nice enough to adopt baby chickens.

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