Is it normal to do this one thing to be australian?

I know what people forget, and I know very well the poor thing who can't forget your past, to hell with that! But to be Australian I decided to be a larrikin and a patriot, and to somewhat overdo the patriotism. Me swinging a slanging match with my roommate Ken over the smoking inside the house, and my drinking of hard liquor in the unit (the same house) which has gone pear-shaped while I was a Puritan, but I insist on such a belief, I even had an Australian flag and plush koala set up in the office in the room outside Mum's house having an Aussie burger from Hungry Jack's (and then I turned vegetarian), whilst I was typing some work on regalism and my Australianism. It speaks for itself when I was eating Vegemite on toast at my house and Mitey Aussie Nuts God knows where. I think that's when I was in the room outside of Mum's house eating Shapes Vegemite and cheese biscuits, and studying regalism, which is centralising all power in the hands of a king, all economic and social institutions are placed under royal control, and all loyalties and all power is transferred to the state in the person of the king. That's because I felt like I needed to be Australia's king running the country. I was pining for patriotic clothes but I couldn't afford it, so next pay day I'm definitely getting them, and then I'll walk home proudly looking Australian, and as for rules I'm defiant as I found out larrikinism is Australian, I intend to cut down the big boss (tall poppy) and go against what you believe in, and yet bend rules, no responsibility. And self-conscious of all this, possibly born on Wednesday, never going to church on Sunday, I'd pour some Scotch whisky with cola in a special glass bending the rules and I think that's Australian, the defiant, irresponsible behaviour, destroying other's beliefs, doubting people, while at the same time having Australian merchandise and in the process vegetarian deli slices, oven roasted, in a sandwich instead of roast beef, I'd even drink a Foster's beer in my house as long as it's against the rules, is that normal?

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  • Lay off the glass barbies ya gronk.

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  • You should 100% name that cat Foster

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  • Auto correct?

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  • Tldr bogan

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  • TL;DR?

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  • You have a roommate now???

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    • I had a roommate for 10 months.

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      • Is he_she dead? Gone? What do you have now? Mums or roomies?

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        • That's not it, the old man (my roommate) is still alive, but thanks for your concern, I still have a mum and she's alive.

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        • You need your meds. You were more interesting when you were on them.

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          • Well done, you prefer the crazy, drugged up Hansberger, but I don't feel stupid anymore, that's the only difference. Plus it begs the question whether a man needs to be more interesting because meds make it so, in other words I don't believe you when you say I need my meds, I just wouldn't be the same with them. As a matter of fact the meds made me feel stupid, do I need these drugs that ruin my brain, brain-fried, and to be "more interesting"? I don't think so, these crazy meds are for violent criminals, they're not for saints who don't hit people.

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