Is it normal to be in love with an inanimate object?

I think I'm in love with a lava lamp? She's a silver one with green "lava", I named her Betty.

No one understands me like Betty, IIN?

Is It Normal?
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  • let me guess you plug in betty till she gets warm and sit on her giving you the best possible fisting you have ever had.

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  • actually had a pair of lesbians at a dirty santa party tell me this is why they wanted the lava lamp so badly. That's how comfortable they were around me. You treat everyone as people and they respect you and your opinions. It was the lava lamp that lost my respect that night.

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