Is it normal to apply lotion onto my arse before going to bed

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i just cannae sleep without it

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Based on 13 votes (8 yes)
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  • SmokeEverything
    3 years ago

    If your butt hurts when you wake up you might need to set up a camera. Sounds like a ghost.

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  • Nikclaire
    3 years ago

    No it isn't normal. The word arse is also not normal. It's an ass.

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    • ews3
      3 years ago

      In the UK we talk about arse.

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      • Boojum
        3 years ago

        But since most English accents slur the 'r' sound to almost non-audible, it usually sounds much the same as ass.

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        • Nikclaire
          3 years ago

          Finally booj makes a modicum of sense.

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          • litelander8
            3 years ago

            And didn’t even have to write a story to get his point across 😂

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            • Nikclaire
              3 years ago

              Right haha

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  • raisinbran
    3 years ago

    It's nice to have a soft, buttery anus when falling asleep.

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  • --
    3 years ago

    as long as you, put the lotion in the basket, when you are finished.

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    • RoseIsabella
      3 years ago

      ... or else you'll get the hose again.

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      • --
        3 years ago

        yep

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    • --
      3 years ago

      I know, corny.

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  • randypete
    3 years ago

    If your butt hurts when you wake up somebody is fucking your ass when you sleep

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  • Boojum
    3 years ago

    Yer bawbag tae?

    Awa an bile yer heid, ye glaikit eejit.

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  • Fugazi,again
    3 years ago

    Aye right then you're a ballbag

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  • litelander8
    3 years ago

    I don’t normally do it. But I did just prior to reading this.

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