Is it normal that i want my gf to poo a creme egg on me?

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Is it normal to want my gf to poo a Creme Egg on me? I've had this urge for a while now but I don't want to scare her away in case its wrong.

Basically I want to unwrap and insert the egg in her sweet little pink balloon knot myself (hopefully meeting slight resistance) then after its warmed up and melted a bit I want her to squat over my face and poo it in my mouth tasting all the creamy goo mixed with fecal matter and cleaning her chocolatty ring piece, I wouldn't even mind if she dribbled a little bit of wee in my eye as I think it would add the the experience.

What do you guys think?

ps. "How do you eat yours" ;) ;)

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  • teeth30395
    8 years ago

    want wife to piss in my mouth

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago

    Even though it's still the shitty kraft version??, fuck that, I'm not saying it's my kind of thing but if you're going to have someone shit chocolate on you at least make it the proper stuff, think how smooth galaxy is for example, they market their chocolate on that...

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  • Tgs_I'm_a_big_douchebag
    8 years ago

    Yawn...Yawn...boring.. Rehashing same ole shit over and over again with different twist only by the same person

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  • 5867
    8 years ago

    hmm this isn't normal but like you know that's okay

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  • $mileY
    8 years ago

    Fecal matter can make u sick bro... But hey, u only live once and u have to reach for ur dreams. And no it is not normal. But u can only ask? :D don't ask... Just sneek it in ;)

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  • Miezekatz
    8 years ago

    i dont't eat shit, you know, man....OMG....you were surley bathed to hot as babies, hm?

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  • 53739
    8 years ago

    That sounds like a good way to get aids.

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    • Ellenna
      8 years ago

      There's AIDS in creme eggs?

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    erm........ How close are you two?

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  • CountessDouche
    8 years ago

    Is she the Cadbury bunny?

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    • RickO'Shea
      8 years ago

      Come to think of it I did have a slight crush on the Cadbury Bunny, lets be honest she was sexy, so maybe that's where this stems.

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  • yu-gi-ohChampion25
    8 years ago

    i just remembered eating the winning oreo a long time ago

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