Is it normal that i'm a dwarf who wants to be eaten by normal size people?

Is it normal to be a dwarf (which I am) and want to be cooked and eaten for dinner by other "normal" sized people. Because I want that more than anything and I don't know why.

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32% Normal
Based on 28 votes (9 yes)
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  • raisinbran

    Sounds delicious, you're not really a human anyway. Can you fit in an oven?

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    • littleguy777

      I actually agree. Ive always felt normal sized people are the real humans, and dwarfs like me are not. We're simply lower on the food chain. And yes I can easily fit into a standard oven. and with the right recipe I would be very delicious. Are you interested?

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      • raisinbran

        Maybe. Let's wait 'til Thanksgiving. I can't eat all that dwarf meat by myself.

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        • littleguy777

          Thanksgiving would be perfect. Id be enough to feed everyone for sure. Who would be attending? Any thoughts on how id be prepared? Sorry if im asking too many questions, im just excited to have a glimer of hope that i may actually be able to serve the purpose i was meant to. Normal people are like Gods to me. So to feed many would feel like an honor

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  • Onions, paprika, and cloves of garlic
    Thyme, rosemary, and a dash of masochistic

    How seriously am I supposed to take the text you spool?
    Is this real, or someone taking me for a fool?

    I doubt you really want to die
    But my my my, this would be suicide!

    The fetish sounds familiar
    But call it normal? I would not dare

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    • littleguy777

      That was an interesting post. And yes, I would volunteer to be dinner in a heartbeat. That wasnt a lie. Without hesitation id crawl into someones oven voluntarily.

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  • MilkyMoo

    Barbecue???

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    • littleguy777

      Yes please

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  • LloydAsher

    Wanting to be cannibalize is an odd concept. Mainly because we ain't mantises. Wanting to be cannibalized has no rational purpose to serve a community that is already filled with bountiful food supplies.

    That being said, if I lose a leg or something due to an accident I would be curious on what I taste like. But that requires me to be alive to experience it.

    Normal to be curious on what human meat tastes like. Not normal to want to die to give other people the pleasure.

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  • Bit of sweet chili sauce and soy sauce marinade, let ya soak in that for a while... FN yummiest little we fellow EVER

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    • littleguy777

      I bet id taste amazing after that. Let me know if you have any interest in trying out that recipe.

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      • Ill try it out with pork first

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        • LloydAsher

          That's a good point. Pork has a very similar taste and cellular structure to human flesh.

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          • Tell froggie I am sorry

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          • depends on the cuts.

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  • Mischanera

    Hey there, yes it is totally normal, its a fetish called Vore, look it up, it will put your mind at rest, its normal and enjoy it!!

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  • CDmale4fem

    And here I was Thinking oral sex eaten.

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