Is it normal that i am a girl and i have no idea how to hump my pillow

Well normally I hump my blanket but it hasn't been working to well lately and I want to try pillow humping but I have no idea how! So will somebody please give me some directions?

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  • Darkoil

    Light a few candles, play some barry white you know to set the mood and then dry hump the living shit out of that sexy pillow.

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    • Gamzeee

      haha is that what you do?

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  • mirmir

    Fold that sh*t it half, straddle, and GO AT IT GIRL!

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  • pixie_dust

    just open your twat and locate your clit and youll forget all about the pillow

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  • CountryRoads

    Do people do this??

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    • Smartasscookie

      No, safe to say the majority of people do not...besides you sleep with your pillow...is that REALLY something you want to be doing to an object your going to put your head on later?

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      • scapetown.VA

        Actually thats one of The common female masterbation techniques

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        • FirzenNaruto

          Well said, sir.

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        • IrishPotato

          Really? Oh.

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    • Dance_freak

      Yes it's completely normal and people do this it's just another way of masturbating

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  • Kollian

    What I don't get, why the fuck does everyone find it so odd that someone wants to hump a pillow?

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  • Letired

    I had no idea people did this........

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  • cathy22

    you need to get a toy :)

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    • chewy

      see thats a brilliant response i couldnt have came up with that one by myself

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  • Seriously get a plastic bag and put it over the pillow and use baby oil to rub your vagina against the bag. It'll make you cum in less than a minute. It feels amazing.

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  • Chippedskull

    Interesting. I have learned a lot from this thread.

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  • norm

    Go ahead, hump away!

    And enjoy sleeping on that pillow when you're through!

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  • BrittyAnn

    welllll, You could fold it in half so that it's a little taller and stiffer, then just straddle it and hump it like you would anything else

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  • bitchbeanerheart20

    go sit on the pillow & hump..!!! if you have a horny dog maybe u can learn it from your dog...give your a dog a pillow they will teach ya how to hump lmao

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    • jwedal

      When i was 5 we had a dog that did that.My mum would freak out at the dog,I still laugh at the thought.

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  • sondie

    I do agree with pixie_dust.....spread open your legs, find your clit and give it a good rub/massage and get off. Works for me when I dont have anyone around.

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  • Saturdayjunkie8382

    I didnt even know if this was normal or not. 0.0 its not normal to want to hump a pillow in the first place. But if it was i guess it wouldnt be abnormal for people to know how to hump a pillow.

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  • averageman

    i didnt know girls did this....

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    • Dance_freak

      It's not only girls guys can do it to!

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  • Synterra

    Do whatever makes you happpy as long as you are not hurting someone, stealing, or forcing them to do something. Hell pleasing yourself should be as normal as breathing. only reason people think it isn't is because of the widespread society hiding that they themselves like to have orgasms too.

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  • asianninja

    .......Do people really do this?

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  • alv1592

    Do it the same way you hump the blanket, I guess. The only difference is the pillow is thicker. But I've never tried dry humping, so I don't know for sure

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  • timebobbu

    lie facedown on top of it and thrust biotch

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  • FocoUS

    forget the pillow flick the bean

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  • chewy

    im a guy btw but i can see how this could get a girl all horny

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    • timhope

      Use your imagination. lol

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  • chewy

    well i hump my pillow to get me off but i cant really help since i dont know how it would work for a girl sorry

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  • lionvswolf

    here I sat thinking girls were so innocent. but this is ... something new. XD

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    • Violet_Heart

      lol no! we don't all do it xD

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      • The_Gnome

        :( ooohhhhhhhh ;P

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        • Violet_Heart

          Lol =P

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    • Dance_freak

      Guys do it to

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  • rayst

    Hahaha where's the IIN question?!

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  • DannyKanes

    Totally of subject, but Freo just got humped by St. Kilda. True story.

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  • bubber

    It helps if u cut out a picture of a really sexy man and tape it to your pillow. :D

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  • georgienne

    My thought exactly.. ^^

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  • Thatguy777

    What the fuck? Are you high? You must be high!

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  • Pisslan616

    I didn't realise that this was common method of masturbation for girls. Well you learn something new every day. I will never look at a girls pillow in the same way again. I will always be thinking that the pillow sees more action that I have. Damn those soft squashy bastard.

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  • screamrezy

    You have the most comments ever. This is great.

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  • eatfartsallday

    hahahahahahhahah

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  • milkymum

    pillows are good when there no guys around to get fucked by, i used to hump all the pillows in my parents house when i wasnt getting cock

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  • UsernameNotAvailable

    You guys never heard of that lady who humps her laundry basket? I think it's a normal way to get some kind of pleasure if you dont have a partner. Maybe she is to scared to finger herself. You never know.

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  • iforgotpassword

    spread your legs, and fondle with your pussy lips, and clitoris. try to locate your clit, softly caress it and maybe slide a finger or two inside your twat.

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  • armybrat123

    Well then

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  • windowlicker

    That poor pillow :( I hope you wash it after.

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    • The_Gnome

      Idk, i wouldnt mind being that pillow....

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  • i know people who get there freak on with pillows- but just the way you worded it sents shivers down my spine- bad ones.

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  • clathing3

    LOLOLOL
    that is all.

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  • thekat444

    i think this is a joke, or a guy talking..lol

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  • mumbum

    Rotfl darkoil!!! So funny!!

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  • babaG

    What the fuck hahahha

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  • barbiie.qirl15

    do it hw ever u feel lyke everyone qeht horny der own way ;DD nd hav fun *send me a video ihff u want*

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  • Jon23

    hey, do u have facebook, and u should answer my question:)

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  • m.shilpa32

    U can sleep reversly and keep ur pillow below and enjoy... hope u get good friction with pillow as i used to enjoy like this..

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  • Get a life!

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  • ArrogantBastard

    Why would you do this?

    How do you even hump a blanket anway?

    And, furthermore, I at least hope you plan on washing the fuckin' thing when you're done.

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  • DDJenny

    No wrong way to do it. Just keep trying and once you "feel" the tingle, you've got it!!

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  • Unicorn-ass

    I think it's totally normal I humped pillows since I was 8

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  • RacingGirl4Life64

    Shut your door grab your pillow place it on your bed or floor which ever you prefer fold it in half sit on the floor and straddle then move you body part front to back against the pillow.

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  • ChaoticBunny

    Lmao! Are you a dog?

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  • LooppieBoo

    After seeing this, I looked up on the Internet for a woman humping and I must say it was pretty hot.

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  • quitit

    I'd love to be the pillow once u learn.............

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  • Tommy-B

    Why would someone want to hump their pillow? Are you trying to get pink eye or what?

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  • funnybunnysex

    um just humo the pillow how u normally would!

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  • KrIsTaL

    Simply because she does something you dont do or never knew about doesnt make it wrong. She isnt askin how to fuck a dog, just a pillow get over yourselves...

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  • shenaniganiser

    Aaah, the wanky pillow conundrum. I'm a girl and figure thats why god gave me bendy fingers, hadn't ever thought to use my pillow. If for no other reason than my husband would be angry when he kept waking up with his pillow stuck to his face

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  • wasjusthinkin

    Uh....I don't know what to say..i'm in aw.

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  • Sparkle6789

    Humping your pillow and or blanket is a normal thing for some girls. But from what I hear I guess its not very common or people think its weird, when it isn't at all!
    I hump my blanket as well and I dont find it at all disgusting or odd, Ive even thought about a pillow too.
    Humping your blanket and pillows do feel good...don't knock it till you try it!

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  • bethclaire

    ew.

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  • truthisugly

    heres a better idea, hump a human or a blow up doll

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  • Fallout-101

    Hmm you could try using a wooly glove or something just as soft and masterbate that way??

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  • Queen_of_darkness16

    ???

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  • Boredbastard

    what the fuck.

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  • EzioAuditore

    Well...I've about ua guys huming pillows but I have no idea how a girl could hump one! Try putting it beneath you and lying on it and...well...doing it!

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  • Qwerty-qwerty

    I don't like humping pillows and then sleep with it

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  • um...

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  • luvya

    Come?

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  • zoee12

    What Things help get you off more while doing this?

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  • lintlicker9.0

    It depends on weither u jace a dildo or not while trying to hump the pillow

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  • XxKatiexX

    I would hate to be the friend of yours who comes over for the sleepover and uses your pillow to sleep on....

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  • A_SENSIBLE_GUY

    I've read the comments and......IDK WTF to think anymore. Y are you humping a pillow is my question n sorry but I cannot help you.

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  • IdiotWithProblems

    uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!?!?!! LOL sketrfggdjsjasnskaphhhherdddd derp dont u think this question is..hmmm i dunno something most people wouldn't know about. try asking ur pillow how it feels about that....yeah u go do that......

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