Is it normal for a hooker to have a sausage sizzle?

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OK, so, were I'm from a hooker can legally work out of a hotel/motel. So this hooker that I'm in love with (in case you haven't heard) works out of a motel that has a pool and a BBQ, so I came up with the idea of offering a free sausage sizzle(for our non Aussie friends it's a complimentary sausage in a slice of bread with choice of sauce.

I thought it would help drum up business plus the customers could have a bit of a 'Men's Group' session while there at it. So Would this be normal?

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    Sounds absolutely disgusting; group sex with strangers and a hooker, after eating greasy sausages, then sitting around talking about it afterwards.

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      No Dude, she only see's 1 customer at a time, then afterwards they would come down to the BBQ area were I would prepare them a delicious sausage sizzle, we could even frolic in the pool, It is summer down here.

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      • charli.m
        10 years ago

        So...you're expecting to...listen to them fuck her, then think they'll want to have a sausage and go in the pool with you?

        Well that's totally normal, now you put it that way.

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        • [Old Memory]
          10 years ago

          That is the most normal thing I have heard this morning.......

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  • charli.m
    10 years ago

    Glad to see you've gotten over your total heartbreak at her fucking other guys, and are now totally committed to helping her fuck MORE other guys.

    Now I'll admit I have zero clue as to the standard goings on between the clientele of prostitutes, but is anyone else finding it really hard to imagine that what men REALLY want from a hooker is to stand around after or before fucking, to eat a suspect sausage cooked by the 'man' who claims to be 'in love' with said hooker? How awkward. I mean...what would they even talk about?

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      That hooker teaches boy's to be men, she has helped a lot of guy's (not just me) and I would get the sausages from a near by reputable butcher.

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      • 69
        10 years ago

        you're a man?

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  • peterr
    10 years ago

    Good idea. Sausages are like cocks sort of...very fitting and appropriate. Good show!

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  • CozmoWank
    10 years ago

    What if someones burro doesn't eat sausages?

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  • Valqueer
    10 years ago

    I have a real passion for sausages.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    It doesn't sound like a bad idea, but why sausages? For the innuendo? How about something refreshing to the palate like ice cream?

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    • handsignals
      10 years ago

      A sausage sizzle is more traditional, I did think of making a fruit salad in case any vegetarians show up.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        I see. Both are good ideas.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    No thanks..

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