Im a pringle in a can!!!

A couple times i have thought that i was a pringle in a can!! just laying in a pringles can doin what pringles do!!! but i always snap back into reality so quickly!! and then i get suicidal thoughts because honestly all i want to be is a pringle , i want to live the life style of a pringle!!! They are perfect in every aspect...i made love to Mrs. Pringle in my dreams!! god i want to be a pringle so bad!! dont you??

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Comments ( 289 )
  • thegift

    When my friend was on acid...ook ok when I was on acid I thought I was a corn flake.

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    • mary_murphy

      oh. guess you can say that was pretty..
      *finger guns* corny

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  • chilldude22

    I created my account just to favorite this shit. Sick!

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  • epietrz79

    Oh yea...by the way, if you are a pringle you will most likely be eaten. Then you'd be poop. Just a thought.

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    • Nanavisions

      yep i thought about that too

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  • normally11

    I WANTED TO BE A PIRATE.

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    • I wanted to be a unicorn.

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      • lolercopter

        I wanted to be a train... sadly it's physically impossible.

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        • darthknight

          I wanted to be the "I like trains" kid .

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        • jnfdn3

          I wanted to be a prostitute until HIV/AIDS ruined my plans then I decided to be a porn actress. Seriously you guys are funny.

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          • YOURaFREAK

            That sounds absolutely devastating.....guess you can just pick back uP where you left off selling toasters...haha but for real thanks lol

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          • pi_man_31

            can i see the pictures?

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          • solidman

            seriouly your a porn acctress? whats yourname and can see some videos or pictures?

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  • Faustene

    omg I laughed so hard :)))) It's adorable :)) Gosh... You just made my day lollll

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  • gone_away919

    Just doin what pringles do, hahaha so funny it made my night.

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  • id41695

    this seems sexual... really it does. trapped in an enclosed space. tightly pressed against others of your kind. go find someone to hug. And no i don't want to be one... i'm a cookie man, not a chip dude.

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    • namin'e

      You sound sexy :D I like cookie men. Do you taste like a cookie? lol

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  • YOURaFREAK

    I VOTE THIS THE BEST POST EVERRRR!! so damn funny

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  • ComboBreaker

    I feel the same way!!!
    Exept in my dreams im talking about the wonders of what might be outside the can with the others. Are we in a shop? Billy Pipers pantry? Perhapes in a bomb shelter used by a mad scientist that intends to create super pringles as weapons? Oh how exited we all get when were moveing. Though its always sad when some one breaks.

    Long live the Sour cream and onion!!!

    Normal

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  • xXxVegetablesxXx

    I suppose it's normal

    You see, cocaine is one hell of a drug . . .

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    • trytoforgetthis

      Cocaine???!?! FAIL.
      I'm thinking more shrooms or acid.
      You can't lay still in a Pringle's can if you're doing cocaine!! xD

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      • jwedal

        I hear the voice of experience..and totally agree with you.

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      • Cookiemonsterizhere

        Lmao @vegetables

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  • LaceTie

    lmao. God Damn, you soo made me want to be a pringle!

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    • daisy-jo

      lmao this sounds fun! thanks for this and the ppl that commented... it made my day! this is just hilarious!!!!

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  • I feel this post would be better under Drugs & Alcohol

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    • dekrissy

      AGREED

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  • crimson_mamba

    hahaha the lifestyle of a pringle how about u go straight into da mouth of a fatty sitting on a couch watching tv

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  • Shrunk

    this is one of the greatest things i ever read

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  • billnjoel

    i also have a fetish for pringles, sometimes i just repeatedly shove my cock in and out of the can. ive also been looking into plastic surgery to make me look more like a pringle but ive had no luck so far.

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    • heyyall;)

      Lmaoo!!:D

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  • chocolatenugget

    this guy needs to get laid

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  • ~L~

    I like cake ^_^.

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  • Fridge

    How about...NO

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  • chubsbulb

    Pringles are made from the beaks of ducks

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    • Legion

      We need another beak for daffy!

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  • UnintentionallyIgnorant

    I suggest counciling and drug rehabilitation. No pun intended it either sounds like you have an over active imagination or a serious psychological disorder.

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  • iHaveNoSenseOfHumour

    I feel the same way

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  • Im glad everyone has enjoyed my post.....I hope you guys are aware that this is a joke post and that i typed this up my mid freshman year in highschool and now i am a junior!... But dont stop with the comments because you guys are hilarious!

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  • FreeWilly69

    I actually know someone who used to say the same thing when high but he was one of the end pieces of a tobelerone so this is of course totally unrelated

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  • ehbeeseedee

    start eating pringles and think about whether you want to be a pringle anymore.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I finally favourited this!

    This is one of the best posts on here:D

    Keep on trucking pringleflake!

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  • MrsPringle

    OMG WHY ME?!?

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    • Mrs.Pringle, meet your m8, lol

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  • Well not all pringles are perfect. Lots of them have little chips missing. If only the whole can could be perfect. Then, my life would be complete.

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  • I want to be a cheese puff now. Brb, off to get the orange paint.

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  • megipop626

    Wow you sound like a real big fucktard! <3

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  • I used to want to be a dorrito. But I gave up on my dreams so that I could be normal.

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  • Trismegistus

    Creeps.

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  • Wasteoid

    you too? :o

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  • Yongi95

    I love you. You are genius.

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  • Schythl

    Hilarious.

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  • spunkygirl1

    its not unlikeley to dream about fictional characters and fatasize you should find an outlet. like office work.. maybe you feel the need to be in a tight perfect world so try something where you can improve it to be perfect and make it your own :)

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  • XiaoLou

    When I was on acid I thought I was a Coke but then I came back to reality :(

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  • Wambo37

    Well pringles are like a family they always spoon! get it XD

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  • Pringles tie the ends of my universe together. I hoard pringles, Sour cream and onion in my shower, Guacamole in my smart car, Jalapeno cheddar in my pants, and baked potato In my armoire. Without each one of these individual flavors. I would be working the streets in compton, lookin for a cheap thrill!

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  • thatmuffinman

    ...I think I love you, No homo mate. That was bloody hilarious I need this condensed and On a T-shirt. Fuck life mate, I wanna be a pringle.

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    • Haha hey man..... You know I apreciate that! Point me in the right direction and I will see what I can do.

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  • NinjaDinoCrayon

    This is going on Unfriendable

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  • alexisfreak

    You are a freak. Bottomline.

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  • mimiali15

    wow ok thats not normal!!

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  • GaelicPotato

    11 years later and I still revisit this post.

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  • fullhouse

    I always wanted to be popcorn..just bounching in the machine. I want marry a beauticul miss.Popcorn someday and POP out some babies too..

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  • mas0n

    i made love with the dairy queen

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  • SickPeter

    made my day

    please cut off the acid bro

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  • whatswrongwithme22

    XD I'm guessing you were high when you wrote this??
    Correct me if I'm wrong ;)

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  • blackalica

    yeah it does man =)

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  • blackalica

    cool man..... but uhhh....you shouldn't have ever told anyone about it being fake, its kinda mofoin hilariousX) 2 1/2 damn years......wow.....

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    • About 2 1/2 yea, i typed it when i was 15 and im 17 turning 18 in a few months... But yea, i know what you mean..I feel like everyone knew it was a joke post anyway. Or at least i hope, regardless.....it makes for a good laugh lmao!

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  • blackalica

    when i took acid one time i turned into a vase..... i straight up IN MY MIND turned into a fuckin green and black vase.... for THREE hours i sat there with my stillness and literally pissed on myself because i couldn't move. to this day i wish i could do it again...... ALSO, pringles taste good.... especially when your on acid....can vases eat pringles?.....

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    • I've heard rumors about vase's eating pringles. Nothing but speculation though. Don't quote me on it!

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  • SAGEof_ALLpaths

    i woke and i was a hot cheto and everyone i knew was in the bag with me i was a sexy cheto but a fat guy got me so know im poo im using fake hands to type >.>

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  • DJ_Sandhu

    Weird fuck.

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  • ishitpandas

    Weird lmao

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  • I want what your on!!!

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  • Phoenix2006

    This is the best damn post I've read to date. Tears streaming down my face laughing so hard.

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  • youputtheassinembarrass

    I don't know you, but will you marry me? And yes, Pringles ARE made of the beaks of ducks. Now it's out in the open. That's why their shaped like them. And kind of yellowish and crispy. Although the green ones aren't bad at all.

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  • pooooopie

    Actually being a pringle would be nice! Sometimes I think... Wow I wish I was that mailbox or any other object just because they get to relax and never feel emotional pain, so i get what you mean!

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  • Hmmaybe

    Sounds like LSD. I heard of someone who thought he was an orange... so he tried to peel himself.

    GET OFF THAT DRUG NOW!!!!!!

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  • midnightjamaica

    Abnormal but that's ok. We would probably b friends!!! All my friend are strange. Then I would try to get u some help for the suicidal part

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  • This is a piss take right??

    Correct me if I'm wrong..

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  • that_red_sheep

    LOL
    thats the funnyest thing ive heard all day.
    although, there is one flaw in your dream.
    its called a PERSON
    OMG ITS GOING YO EAT YOU!!!

    p.s: im eating some now

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  • lol omg i laughed so hard at this story this website is awesome and dont let usernamegoeshere bother you hes just jealous that your funner and funnier but the suicide part isnt fun if you die what will cheer me up?

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  • crystal43920

    Id definatly enjoy being a Pringle.... Salty crunchy goodness, AHH LOOKOUT ITS DIP OUR ONLY ENEMY!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Naw for rel though it is really cute!

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  • puapacha

    I AM A PRINGLE WITH ARMS AND LEGS

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  • deepthought33

    You guys are still fighting? This WAS a hilarious post...

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  • Cheesewizkid321

    No thats not normal, but its very very funny.

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  • HuxleyYards

    I LOVE YOU I AM MS. PRINGLE LETS HAVE 100K BABIESSSS!!!!

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  • xpollysaurasrexx

    You sound completely normal to me :]

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  • UrbanArtLover

    i was being serious!!!

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  • Drakerocks

    Lol i feel the same bro every day i think to myself pringles are cool and i made love to Mrs.Pringle first so there.Me and mrs.pringle are getting married in november ya we have a child and his name is pringle.I say to him everyday "pringle my boy come here" and he says "yes papa"and i say"you are a pringle"and hr says"yes papa i know"and i say"hahahah good boy"and then he leaves.So ya pringles are cool.

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    • What a dull drawn out story that was put together quite awefully.....try again mayne!

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      • Drakerocks

        Lol alright Mr.anonymous

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  • chibihina

    IMF me too we should make a giant pringles can and pringles suits and just live in the can just laying all day everyday and when we get hungry we can just eat each other cause god knows how delicious pringles are!!! It'll be so much fun (:

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  • You guys that are taking this seriously are dumb ahahahhahahah
    I'm going to post this baby on MLIA.com :)

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  • UrbanArtLover

    Hahaha! so you want to be a pringle? eh? I suggest you buy yourself some nice pringle coloured fabric, and make it into a pringle costume. Get someone else to do it if you don't know how. You can wear it around whenever you want. Turn your bed into a pringle box (I'm sure its possible!) with some nice pringle coloured fabric. Happy pringling!!! P.s, I love pringles too.

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  • Carasaysherro

    No. I wanna be a taco. What now?

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  • You_ARE_Normal

    First off, ignore my name. Second off, I guarantee that a mental institute somewhere has a cell just waiting for you.

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  • Jasmina

    Is this a fucking troll ?

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  • HardCandyKiss87

    you rock my world.

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  • RyanCORBITT

    Im gonna put you in my buthole then eat you

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    • So ryancorbitt essentially what youre saying is, is that you are going to eat out youre own asshole?

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      • Legion

        He creates his own dip!

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  • CaptainObvious

    No, that's fucking wierd. You ALL FUCKING WIERD.

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    • chewy

      such hatred you have chill out this a fun post

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  • cremeegg

    I absolute the stories on here :'D LMFAO :L

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  • Gabloo

    How high are you right now? 😂

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  • 666XxFURRYBEASTxX666

    Dont worry dude, you aint perfect, your awesome, your like a Cheeto

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  • jfeeelmee

    I'm the original author of this post.. 7 years later and this is still in the all time most popular list 😂😂😂 wow... I was a freshman in high school and now I'm 22 years old working full time. Damn I miss this version of me lol

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  • Mhg8792

    you need to wake up, y'know why? because you are a pringle in a can!!!!!

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  • feloniousmaximus

    FUCK YEAH!

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  • theloneanon

    i wanna be apopcorn

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  • dustㅤ

    I don't want to be a pringle. I do, however, love this post and all of the comments.

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  • ChaoticBunny

    LMAO ^_^ Haha!

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  • Negima93

    Is this a metaphor for some freaky sexual thing?

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  • AnonymousFemale

    Please tell me this is a troll post!!!

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  • FionnaCakeFan

    After you said you weren't a pringle, I got sad. I wanted to eat you...

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  • independentblackwoman

    I'm glad a fellow pringle knows what I'm feeling.<BR>It's sad that pringles like us aren't free to be ourselves in today's society. I've even had people try to eat me because I'm so delicious. This is outright racism.

    #PRINGLESUNITE

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  • mmcrob94

    But once you pop you can't stop

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  • Aliceee93

    Seems like a joke..

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  • Dark_forest_923

    dude, WTF?
    you'll be heartbroken when Mrs.Pringle gets eaten.
    I want to be a LAYS chip in a bag. better than a pringle.

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  • ibreathelectric

    #TRIPPIN

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  • Heyheyhey103

    Wow this was made so long ago...

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  • An empty pringle can is a heart breaking sight :(

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  • BellaBear22

    You need help

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  • Ijustknowimweird

    Sometimes I feel like i am the air in a lays chips bag :(

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  • LEMONDROPICECREAM

    imma pringle in a can also, i have always dream of being. chocolate in a freezer!!!!!!!!! i love the feeling of cold! and then when i am taken out!!!!! the warmth of someones hand grabbing me!! is ASTOUNDING!!!!!! I understand your desire to be pringles in a can!! because i want to be chocolate! Chocolate that talks and walks!

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  • swagdrew72

    U know pringles get eaten right...

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  • MGBlueDream420

    Meth is a really powerful drug.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    HAHHAA

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  • EAT_IT

    I love to eat, sometimes I say "please stop" but then my mouth is full again.

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  • @mason- Queen Latifah?

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  • TheMrs

    lol, but seriously if you are suicidal in any aspect what so ever call 911 and keep it out of your otherwise funny posts. I would of agreed with your craziness had you not mentioned the wanting to die part.

    Seek professional help. Soon.

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  • I_like_pandas

    I made a account just to post this,I wanted to always be a panda,a pet mouse,or a pet dog.idk why

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  • AnorexicDoll

    Lmfao I wish I could get as good as acid as you get. I'm jealous. But yeah totally normal.

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  • RainbowZombie

    troll alert! XD

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  • elephantface

    People like you bother me... A LOT X(

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  • zebrastarj

    Someone's a little high

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  • Lolada

    Nah,you don't want that brah,go be a Dorito,Doritos are the high-rollers now.

    Sincerly - A Pringle.

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  • Juicedrink

    I used to want to be a beetle or an ant. The only reason was because I didn't have to deal with homework.

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  • gncp

    i wanted to be a can where u can live on... haha
    i think ur saying things in a creative manner.<i hope so>
    ur tryng to say that u want to live in simplicity, doing things normally a lazy man do.. -->"just laying in a pringles can doin what pringles do"... and what did the pringles do?? answer is: pringles do nothing!!
    am i right or im not wrong??

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  • Fidgety

    They told me I could be anything I wanted, so I became a Pringle.

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  • Sl1mShady

    Imma call bullshit on this one. Pretty funny though. It could be true, but still, pringles can't post on Is It Normal.

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  • tehLulzbringer_of_FJ

    I find this post... fascinating.

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  • ktcj66

    I wanna be a pickled egg. I already smell like one, so I'm halfway there! :)

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  • chocolatchaud

    yea, i know what u mean. it's totally normal to love a food that much lol

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  • amibi

    i was a jedi squirrel once

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    • 77_88

      HAHA! Fucking awesome! :D

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  • riley3036

    It's funny cause now the fat kids can't eat you cause their arms are too big!

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  • blackalica

    Were you on acid when you wrote this post? i mean i know it's fake but wow, a pringle in a can?! that got accepted!!!!!!!

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    • No acid involved. This was just a story typed up by my Freshman imagination 2 1/2 years ago. Im a junior now.

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  • midnitestreasure

    I admit, I was high as fuck when I joined this site.

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  • PicnicBasketCase

    thank you sir for reminding me of the half eaten can of pringles dwelling in my bedroom, mmmmmmmmmm munchtime!

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  • agordon

    sorry to make you get another email, but i want to know, what does it feel like to...eat one. i dont think its either abnormal or normal, but you must realise that your human and everyone loves you that way!!! if your planning on getting rid of this fantasy, try to keep away from pringles and pringle like products, im sire if you got some friends together, they would understand and try to help you.

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  • tentacleTherapist

    They told me I could be anything, so I chose to be a pringle.

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  • tails_prower7

    i wanna be a pringle too :D

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  • Man what have you been smoking that is seriously funny. However i would like to become a dorito so i cant say much other than good on you fella

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    • ITgirl232

      hello. u may no me as gingerhead.

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      • Dont remember you

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        • ITgirl232

          oh. :(

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          • Sometimes I like to take an extended amount of time whilst scratching my balls and then I like to sniff the fingers I scratched them with. Is it normal?

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  • kyanviado

    What about a corn chip! Come on, like what the fuck! What drugs are you on

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  • Pink_bunny

    Lmao!!!

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  • Hahahahahaahahhaahahah. That'd be the life eh?

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  • I fucking love you damit! IM SO MUCH LIKE YOU. <3 lawlllz. I praise you. Hahahajaha.

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  • U could make a giant can full of giant pringles and live in it. I say go for it

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  • Avant-Garde

    Do you want to get dipped and then eaten?

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  • mprocida

    Was acid involved?

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  • boxmonkey

    just think pringle thoughts,huuuuummmmm,huuuuummmm

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  • pambambam

    pringles with hot sauce are dang!!
    yummm yummm

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  • ThinkAboutIt68

    That's how you know you took too much LSD.

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  • heyitsus

    I want to be a CHEETO and leave orange marks on everything!

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  • Shehatesyou

    Beautious.

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  • squeeshy

    Haha i wanted to e a bowl of speghetti :)

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  • Death_Rises

    hey do u guys feel like cartmen after reading tht and tlking about food lmao i do for sure

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  • Death_Rises

    omg im a little weiner short and small her is my head and her is my spit lmao

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  • SoccerStud88

    once u pop the fun dont stop

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  • ashleynroy1

    ******FUCK PRINGLES*****
    hand me the lays chips and I'll be happy

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  • kingboo

    Hahahaha omg

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  • cortster

    OMG finally someone who understands sometimes i feel like i'm an oreo in a bag

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  • HootOwl

    Sorry, wasn't meth, I think it was LSD.

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  • HootOwl

    Are you on meth? I heard some story once of a guy on meth that thought he was an orange in a box in the back of a bus. Sounds similar to what ur saying.

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  • Have you ever thought that being a pringle would be boring? I mean you'd just be there doing nothing, so no I don't see what's so fascinating about being a pringle in a can.

    Those drugs really must have got to you xD

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  • datcurl

    ...Shroomz 8D

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  • plus, youd get eaten and youd be bored out of your mind! wow... O.O

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  • are you serious? if you are, wow, drugs really got you huh... go see a doc and tell him the drug effects still haven't gone away

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  • bubble78903

    Omg so do I !!!!

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  • UliNalaMansae

    lol u little weirdo XD get off the drugs and eat some pringles.

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  • jjjessieboo

    Pringles are amazing. What flavor do you wanna be? (:

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  • haley97

    Why would you want to be a pringle? You would get eaten!

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  • HeyChrisB

    LMFAO!

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  • myownopinions

    ^_^

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  • D!(K

    yea sometimes i think i am a cookie just lying there waiting in stores and i want to have sex with that chips ahoy cookie

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    • chewy

      O_O i question you in so many levels

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  • xXxCourtneyMartinxXx

    Buddy , PRINGLES GET EATEN
    OM NOM NOM BURP !

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  • swordfish

    i want to be a pringle too! (i love silly questions like this, thanks for the laugh..:)

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  • CookieFucker420.69

    I feel the same when I'm on acid, except I want to be a cookie! (:

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  • littlekitty42310

    Aw man, now i wanna be a purple gummy bear.

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  • thatsfunnyshit

    You need to buy Jack Handey calendars. If you don't know who that is, your story is right on par with his stories. In fact, I think you might be Jack Handey! If you are, can I please help you write your next calendar?

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  • empty

    LMFAO,the word pringle makes me laugh.

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  • narwhalkisses

    That is sooooooo funny!

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  • I prefer "real" potato snacks.

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  • MusicCrazy003

    Omnomnomnomnom

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  • Jessie735513

    You get eaten if you're a pringle...

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  • Oooookkkkkk!! Well, mr pringle, I think that you, need help.

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  • D.A.N.C.E

    Erm...

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  • taste~the~freakin'~rainbow

    wait thts abnormal ;D lmao wut flavor!?!? :O

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  • Wow.

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  • Mondschaf

    interesting idea xd

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  • Haha I enjoy pringles. I love doing that thing where you put two in your mouth and it looks like a duck's bill hehe:)

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  • chibihina

    Omg*

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  • Bananas0053

    ....... Aaawwkkwwwaaarrrddd

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  • Herrerarausaure

    What. The. Heck.

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  • Storm

    Salt and Vinegar are the BEST!

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    • Legion

      AWWWWWWWW.....yEAAAAAH!!!!!!

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  • DominiqueG

    I just ate a Pringle...

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  • you.kill.me.in.a.good.way

    i used to love pringles i never new why they call it pringles tho

    i think im gonna go to the 99cent store to get some

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  • BULLHORN9

    <3

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  • timebobbu

    comment 101

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  • SweetandTenderHooligan

    I want to marry you.
    We can use a pringle instead of ring right?

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  • iLuvAnimalzz33

    but you'd get eaten! and all you'd do is just sit in a can... day after day until someone goes CRUNCH! and then you're gone.

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  • Well I can say that I've definitely never felt like that... But isn't being a pringle a kind of pointless existence? First, you're a potato, and then many chemicals, flavorings and even a trip through the oven later, you're in a box, you're picked up and eaten, and then that's the end of your not-even-a-life-in-the-first-place.
    But hey, they're tasty and very ergonomically packed!

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  • kait_dona_who

    why would you want to be a pringle? you would get eaten! that is unless someone you knew and trusted had intelligence that you in particular were in the pringle container and put you in a safe place where no one could eat you so you could live a life until you grew moldy. or someone in the store never bought you and you eventually made your way to a dump. but then you would be rejected. :(

    on the other hand you also wouldnt have a brain so you wouldnt know you were a pringle. you would be a dead potato with flavoring on it.

    but if pringles had feelings and they knew what you said about them im sure it would make them happy... it made my day...

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  • cremeegg

    I absolute love the stories on here :'D LMFA :L

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      *LMFAO :L

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  • Trismegistus

    Said the same thing about eleven years ago.
    Only I said:I wish I could be a pringle in a can.
    Now I realize it was just madness.
    There is also another meaning:being all confined in a tight claustrophobic place with one hundred exact copies of you.Like clones.Every pringle is so much similar to another.except for tiny differences you can only see through a microscope.

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  • Marius794

    Those are some lucky animals if all they do is eat pringles all day...sign me up, I wanna be next to the duck so he can stare at my pringle beak

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  • IndieLove18

    How the fuck would you test pringles on animals?

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  • Legion

    Man! That is some good acid! Ill take some of that! :D

    Seriously though, many people have fantasised about being something else. I once wanted to ba a robot.

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  • phoenix_paradox

    I want to be a cheetooooo!!! Lol

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  • CherryCoke96

    Definitely normal. Sometimes my friends and I congregate and talk about how much we would like to be pringles.

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  • ladyday

    no. the pringles company is owned by procter and gamble. they test on animals :( pringles are eviiilllll

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  • NORMAL

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  • lisalyn

    That's funny. I will never look at them the same way again. Lol

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  • windowlicker

    LOL very ambitious. I hope you fulfill your dream someday

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  • Marysasa

    Being a Pringle means you get to help make someone make a duck beak with your chip-ness!

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  • yay! i want to rain with candys and to can make water sandwwiches!

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  • normalsnotnormal

    I <3 pringles!

    if i was a pringle i'd eat myself.

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  • katiebuglahv

    Omfg I want a pringle so badly right now XD

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  • xxxbeautifullybrokenxxx

    Lol!!!!! That was sooo funny!

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  • I use small words because you wouldn't be able to understand big words. Is that clear enough for you?

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    • heyyall;)

      U seem annoying

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  • Then what would you call it if its not monitoring? and also...once a month? i have timestamps of every time you left a message and it was like 3 times a week so far lol so your just a liar! You left 10 comments so how in the hell are you gonna tell me you check it once a month? Because i know for damn sure that i havent been arguing with a child for 10 months now, and thank you for using small words! Even though im not exactly sure how thats relevant to this argumant!

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  • It isn't monitoring them if it's like once a month. And you just seem very stupid. I was going to use a bigger word there, but I simplified it for your small mind.

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  • A_Man_With_A_Plan

    It has been said that "Once you pop, you can't stop".

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  • Makes no sense? It just seems that you are actually just very narrow minded is all! lol i still cant get over the fact that you monitor these comments lol!

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  • That just makes no sense. Just none at all.

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  • Well not only do you contradict my stories but YOU'RE also a grammar Nazi! You're wrong because...The salty snack gods are one of the 2 gods that over see the pringles!

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  • Well first of all it's you're a loser. Not your. And yes you're a loser.
    And second, I was chosen by the salty snack gods, and that overrides the pringle gods.

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  • Yeah I'm the loser. Not like it's you or anything. I mean I'm not the one that wants to be a pringle.
    And if you were trying to be funny with your post, take a lesson from the guy above me. Now that is funny.

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    • Hmm well then i suppose we can both completely disregard all the comments that say this post if funny.. and yea dude.. your a loser lol... and your right that was funny! @ unpretty! I think its correctly spelled like this! Meyer. The only reason i remember is because the song ahah! usename goes here...your a loser. I think that your just a little angry that i was chosen by the pringle gods and you werent! LOL

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      • starkitty

        um seriously guys- that comment battle was f**king ridiculous- neither of yo are losers other thsaan the fact that you're to insecure to drop it when someone make such a claim

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  • so_damn_unpretty

    I wish I were an oscer meyer weiner!

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    • so_damn_unpretty

      **oscar....
      **mayer? myer? i think i was right meyer
      lol fact remains...

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  • A huge prick. Wow where are you from? Alabama?

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    • nipsackpattywack

      yeah probably. dude take your incestuousness out of here. alabama is like the armpit of the southeast.. besides their awesome football teams..

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      • heyyall;)

        I though incest was wit ur fam not wit objects...

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    • Is that all you got to say lol... You dont get out much if you think the word prick is only in Alabama! lol dude your such a loser stop commenting on my post!

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      • nipsackpattywack

        only pricks use the word prick

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  • Attempting and succeeding.
    It's because obviously it is not normal to have suicidal thoughts because you aren't a pringle. So therefore why is there a need to ask this ridiculous question on this site?

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    • chunkybongo

      awwww usernamegoeshere, you just need some loooooove...

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    • LOL no shit it isnt normal! it just an over exaggerated story on how i love pringles alot! its my favorite food in the world! All your doing is makin yourself look like a huge prick! So dude maybe chunkybongo is right! possibly you just need some attention! odds are you must have some problems if your monitoring every comment that is left on this page! so if its attention you want than i will be more than happy to give it to you!

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  • Well dude it seems like your attempting to bash on me! why?

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  • Well 22% of people think this isn't normal. And all these comments that seem nice, they are just being sarcastic.

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  • I am? They do? hmmm i guess that everyone told you that before you left the comment!anyways.. dude go home!

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  • Whatever. You are just mad because everyone on this website thinks you are a freak.

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  • chunkybongo

    If you suddenly got to be an actual pringle, lined up in that can with alll those other pringles, would you have a ten minute orgasm?

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  • Yeah cause everyone else on here didn't do that too.

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  • YOURaFREAK

    dont you bash on my fantasy "usernamegoeshere"

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  • neopythagorean

    perfectly normal.

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  • anyname

    Me too!!!!

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  • that_kid_over_there

    LOL :)

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  • littleeshee

    Hahahahahaha!!!!!! I <3 pringles!!! Sooo tasty!

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  • queenZEBRA

    Ummmm... Wow. U need to talk to somebody. That's not at all normal.

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  • Keebler1991

    LOVE IT! NEVER THOUGH OF BEING A PRINGLE BUT IT SOUNDS PRETTY BORING WHY NOT LIKE AN OREO THEY GET TO GO SWIMMING IN SOME MILK.. PRINGLES ARE JUST CLOSES IN..:( FUKKIN HILARIOUS THOUGH

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  • aubreybradt

    hahahah i laughed at this

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  • epietrz79

    What flavor pringle? I love ranch flavored.

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  • this so far is the weirdest i have ever seen! this made me laugh so hard! nad mrs. pringles? you gotta be kidding. why a pringle i mean c'mon! you need some check-ups with a doctor or something.. hehe pringle

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  • uniqueasyou

    wow haha i could imagine being a pringle for second thanks! :P but don't have suicidal thoughts after..pringles don't have the BEST life..they get eatin! maybe you should see a shrink...seriously.

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  • hotchickie81

    Interesting...........

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  • munchmypenor

    this wasnt funny, you guys have weird senses of humor ..

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  • breakfast101

    No it's not normal! If you wanna be a pringle, go get a big yellow piece of felt and put it over you. Then just lay down you're whole life until some wierdo cannibal eats you.

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